Just Sarah

so this is my thing. US.

[funnytwittertweets]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[dogpuppy]

[eternallovers65]

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

[bergoozter]

#relatable

[toastbutteregg]

[solace-y]

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 

human sacrifice

homemade face masks 

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so me

[toastbutteregg]

wow why did you have to say this

[daniellevys-moved]

via am2dm

[bylinehearts]

whenever i say "actually, fuck this," this is what im referencing

[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[filmedonmyphone]

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

[blackness-by-your-side]

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[askinnyblackman]

very important orchestra performance. please watch

[tiredlittlelibra]

Orchestra: *plays* Crowd: *silent* Dog: *walks on stage* Crowd: *applauds*

[toastbutteregg]

[rupertbbare]

[wizardpotions]

like to slap his bald head. reblog to slap his bald head.