Tired and wired we ruin too easy

D, 24, I like short skirts, dark beer, conjugating verbs, dc, the first cup of coffee in the morning, analyzing French literature, and bad puns.

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[coltre]

A small collection of candids I took of my beautiful friends this year in Italy. More from me on my instagram Paolo Raeli or you can buy prints here

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Memory is a wonderful thing if you don’t have to deal with the past.

Before Sunset (via wordsthat-speak)

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Being in trouble in french ouh la la 🇫🇷

Oh non = Oh no

Meeeerde = Shitttt

Putain de sa mère (very rude lol) = Holy fuck

Oh putain = Oh fuck

C’est pas possible = It’s not possible

Je suis dans la merde =I’m in deep shit

Bordel de merde = sort of like “holy shit”

Zut = A cute way to say “darn”

Mince = Another way to say “darn”

Oh mon dieu = Oh my god

C’est pas vrai = I can’t believe it

Qu’est-ce que j’ai fait = What have I done

Tout est foutu = Everything’s over

J’ai tout gâché = I ruined everything

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[shefromhouston]

5 ways not to be used:

-believe patterns not apologies

-don’t fall in love with potential

-believe red flags

-know your worth

-don’t lower your standards

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DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!

[washingtonianproblems]

So true though

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Inside Sagrada Familia (by Luc Mercelis)

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[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

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[sleepycrow07]

So what do you call a group of women?

[gay-tm]

Friends

[sleepycrow07]

Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to

[gay-tm]

The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that

[sleepycrow07]

Not all men are like that

[gay-tm]

And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?

[crimeshetyped]

^^^THAT CLAPBACK WAS VISCIOUSSSS

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But reason does not govern love. • Molière, French playwright (1622-1673)

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Tu pleures sur un nom de ville Et tu confonds, pauvre imbécile L'amour et la géographie

Madame Nostalgie, George Moustaki. (via subito-texto)

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1. Être dans la lune.

littéralement: to be in the moon.

la signification réelle: to not be be paying attention, to have your head in the clouds.

exemple: « T’as entendu ce que j’ai dit ? Non, parce que tu étais complètement dans la lune. »

2. Con comme la lune.

littéralement: to be stupid like the moon.

la signification réelle: to be totally stupid, dumb as a doorknob.

exemple: « Il est très sympa, ton copain Yannick, mais aussi con comme la lune. »

3. Depuis des lunes.

littéralement: since moons.

la signification réelle: in a long time.

exemple: « Je l’ai pas vue depuis des lunes, quand on était colocs à la fac. »

4. Demander la lune.

littéralement: to ask the moon.

la signification réelle: to be asking for a lot, or something that’s not realistic.

exemple: « Ne demande pas la lune, sinon tu seras très déçu. »

5. Décrocher la lune.

littéralement: to land/attain the moon.

la signification réelle: to do the impossible.

exemple: « Je décrocherais la lune pour toi, ma chérie. »

[allthingseurope]

Copenhagen, Denmark (by Jamie Frith)

[trashyspam]

Bitch! Exactly. Fucking idiots.

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