@blackakven - Tumblr Blog

HI!!

i decided to make separate blogs for each of my main interests so if you want to follow, here they are:

http://97tenlee.tumblr.com - kpop blog

http://beikaeya.tumblr.com - genshin impact blog

http://kageniata.tumblr.com - anime blog

http://anglcastiel.tumblr.com - supernatural blog

i will still be active here, i just don't want to make this account 62930 fandoms related at once jsjs

prideknights

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

achesspiece

Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

catcrumb

lemonsweet-moved

kristina100000

obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

ashstfu

are u happy or sad or angry or what?

i'm definitely what

thehopefulquotes

“You can start over today. Right in this minute. It doesn’t have to be a monday or a new year to recreate yourself.”

— Unknown

studentlifeproblems

blackakven

20 + 40 + 5 + 2 + 8 = 60 + 10 + 5 = 75

i cannot do math normally

#im gay #sorry

catchymemes

30-minute-memes

flash games actually raised me more than my parents did and im genuinely gonna miss them

cerastes

You don’t have to miss them, you literally can keep playing them, they are being archived.

Also Newgrounds has been preparing for this for years now and they made their own free software that can still run Flash games.

as-if-and-only-if

if you can’t find your favorite game there, try bluemaxima’s flashpoint! they’ve archived over 70,000 flash games! :)

h-widit

Kawaii Snacks

Credit:

Apricot Mayor on Insta

konjurx

paulthebukkit

writing-prompt-s

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

endreams-s

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

honeypressed

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

moonreflectioninthefragglepond

A++ addition

tetsuskitten

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms

I LOVE THIS

vmohlere

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

laziestofthedreamers

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.