Phoenix Explosion

@theowlofjustice

My father is Dan's fanboy. Bob. Twenty four. Licensed professional. Mother (this is almost not untrue). Phangirl. previously known as theholymum Phillianosaur who enjoys making herself suffer unexplainable frustrations by browsing tags on Tumblr all day instead of doing srs bsnss. ♥ Galaxy defenders stay forever. @bobthebomb on Twitter :)

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Happy 24th to our favourite amateur-life coach Daniel. We love you so much, our internet cunt cult leader. :) <3

#danisnotonfire #danhowell #happybirthdaydan

castivl

sorry not sorry

broadlynerdy

Omg. This…… is perfect.

Got hired because PHAN

Hi my tumblr blog and to anyone who's reading this. I've been inactive lately because I am moving. I also got a new job because of Dan and Phil... YES! In the last part of my interview, the interviewer asked me to name an inspiring person whom you have met lately and explain why... so, I couldn't think of anyone and the first thought that came to my mind is Phil and Dan. Thanks for your amateur life-coaching tips and plain weirdness guys.

#danisnotonfire #amazingphil

untilyourbreathingst0ps

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WERE THE SAME PHIL

ITS BEAUTIFUL

theowlofjustice

There'll be no maths in the Phandom Campus.

dannydevitoh

that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti

so this just happened

fantasticfconfessions

yodelling-vagina

Phil is 1st in youtubestar Dan is 1st in Mexican Peej is 1st in art And Chris is 1st in comedy. This is why I love this fandom!

godaime-deactivated20170420

Dan is also first in Athletic. It’s just so ironic.

hnngphan

It’s perfect!

amazingphil

Hey guys!

Dan and Phil here. And our new radio show needs YOU!

As our whole show will be a live video streamed on the Radio 1 website, we thought while the songs are playing it’d be awesome to show music videos created by you guys our listeners! (as that’s a lot more interesting than just...

elliegalaxies

Imagine if there was a high school/college/university just for people in the phandom.

It’d be like “hey, welcome to phandom campus. plz enjoy ur stay.” then on the door, they’d give out free boxes of malteasers and randomly pair you with another member of the phandom to share a room with.

There would be no classes on Tuesdays because the students would need sleep after staying awake until 4am for The Super Amazing Project.

The same applies for Fridays. After staying awake for Dan’s new video, students will not be expected to work.

In literature classes, we will study and analyse our favourite fanfictions. Extra points if you analyse the milk fic or the skin fic without feeling emotionally damaged.

In creative writing classes, we will write our own fanfics. You immediately get a higher grade if you A. Make the teacher cry because feels or B. Make the teacher fangirl.

In food tech, we will follow recipes written by the Great Delia Smith. And on pancake day we will only make FREAKING DELIA SMITH PANCAKES.

Biology will involve creating fact files about lions and/or llamas.

Students will also be allowed the day off on Dan and Phil’s birthdays, just so they can spend the entire day making things for them, tweeting at them and photoshopping pictures of them.