[slimeblocks-deactivated20180421]

[rottenfaery-deactivated20190708]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[friends-style]

Rachel in 3x7

[peachisty]

things you deserve this 2018:

pure love

a kind heart

prosperity

genuine happiness

honesty and transparency

softness

hope

good art

clear skin

[imsoshive]

Me: *finally finds peace and happiness in life*

That bullshit:

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

[sexysuggestion]

tease the fuck out of me

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

i got ur nose!

[mindflayedr-blog]

Hello? Is this Stacey’s mom? Oh great, hey! I just wanted to say tHAT YOUR BITCH OF A DAUGHTER HURT MY CHILD- YES I JUST CALLED YOUR DAUGHTER A BITCH- Yes he’s my child. No, I’m not Mrs. Henderson. Yes this is Steve, Steve Harrington - LISTEN THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT OKAY? DUSTIN IS MY SON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Anywayyyy, I just wanted to say your daughter has been very disrespectful to my Dustin at the Snow Ball the other night and I would like a personal apology from her or you can kiss your PTA presidency goodbye. YOU HEARD ME AND I MEAN IT-

[iwillbestronger]

happy birthday alex!

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

[bisexualbrucewayne-archive-deac]

i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”

[benimkararlarim-deactivated2018]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

[untexting]

When an ad targets you just too well, and it reminds you that those fuckers are spying on your every click

[beyknowles]

Steve Harrington in STRANGER THINGS 2

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[whiskeycravenraven-deactivated2]

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

[antiblackness-archive]

me at the gates of heaven

me: am i allowed in?

god: *waves his finger like an instagram mua*