just thepalelawyer things
well, I started out in bg3 fandom making memes, and I still make them. But I'm also a writer of fanfic & the occasional critical analysis. Sometimes I take photos, too. Here are some of the things I've made!
oops! all Astarions~
House of Respite: (pictured) finished Astarion x durge post-game, one-shot (but I might write more of 'em), #pegthevampire Wherein Astarion and Nerys take a break from slaying cambions to enjoy each other thoroughly with the aid of a nostalgic spell and a restoration pool. Explicit images embedded
Noctiluca Scintillans: Astarion x Gale, finished modern(ish, y2k) AU, 9 chapters with an epilogue possibly brewing In which Gale is a marine biologist from Southern California and stumbles on more than he bargained for while doing postgraduate research in Ireland. Lots of nerdy biology stuff here, and some angst and sweetness. Explicit image embedded
Blood & Sugar: just a sweet lil' taste of durge x Astarion dealing with the urge, suggestive but not explicit.
Current WIP: western AU bloodweave 🤠 yeehaw!
Fair warning: all of my fiction is literary-adjacent and deeply character driven, so continue at your own risk, hehe. I really strive to keep these characters true to their canon personalities.
I've written about:
Astarion's relationship with his sexuality
The response to the Astarion novel
Astarion's pansexuality & straight fragility in fandom
the meaninglessness of "safe spaces" & thoughts on alternative framing
...now, where was I?
Oh! Would you like to see more?
I like to post my long form stuff here, but I'm most active on instagram. I post stories and share art there pretty much every day. There are a lot more memes there, though I am trying to add them here slowly.
I post all my NSFW stuff on bluesky.
Here's where all my fanfics live, and I really love getting comments! :3
You can find some of my favorite artworks tagged here. There's a lot of hellspawn and bloodweave in there.
There's also a tag where you can learn more about me.
Last but not least, I like to catalogue any and all Y'allstarion content, which you can find here.
My main OC is Nerys Dryaalis (the dark urge). I spend a lot of time thinking about her. You can find my posts about her here.
I might add tags for my drow harem other OCs here eventually, but for now my other main character is Ciro. You can see my posts about him here.
