Stop trying to kill your brother's best friend.

[pop-electronic-soul] | {lvxnox} | [musician & mysterymonger] | {bothhands path} 👑 And #Johnlock apparently...fuck you @ceruleandarkangelis 😂

[moonflowerspirits]

Follow me on insta @moonflower_spirits for crystals and beautiful treasures! 🌿💜

[daretobey0u]

Elena just legit said “What would we all do if Paul didn’t tell us what to do?” She cannot get any further up his ass without coming out of his mouth

[vitruvianwatson]

It will never cease to amaze me that Donald Trump thinks that, just because he’s President, he can tweet something and expect everyone to just adhere to it like it’s actual, literal law.

[thepaleveil-blog]

I feel the same way... Except about people on Tumblr.

[thelostsmiles]

Benedict Cumberbatch

How do I even begin to explain Benedict Cumberbatch?

Benedict Cumberbatch is flawless. He has two Ray-Ban sunglasses and one Persol.

I hear his hair is insured for $10,000.

I hear he does car commercials…in China. 

His favorite movies are Ghostbusters, 2001 Space Odyssey, and anything from Michael Winterbottom. One time he met Jason Bateman on a plane and he told him “here you are in your la-di-da suit”. 

One time he punched me in the face.

 It was awesome!

Inspired by: Mean Girls

@sherlohomora @escaroles

[sherlohomora]

@thelostsmiles lmfao 😂 Now all I want is to hear Ben C say “Boo, you whore.”

[sherlohomora]

“Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.”

  @thelostsmiles @escaroles

[thelostsmiles]

“Like, why are you so obsessed with me?”

[escaroles]

Ben, would you tell Martin that his hair looks sexy pushed back?

[thelostsmiles]

“Your hair looks sexy pushed back.”

[sherlohomora]

😂😂😂 “Is butter a carb?”

[escaroles]

“these sweatpants are all that fit me right now”

[holmesianscholar]

“Is there alcohol in this?”

[holmesianscholar]

“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining”

[holmesianscholar]

“She asked me how to spell orange”

[thelostsmiles]

It’s turning into the Sherlock edition…

“I mean, she’s so weird. She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.”

“Now I guess she’s on crack.”

“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”

“I want to lose three pounds.”

“Whatever, I‘m getting cheese fries.”

[love-in-mind-palace]

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[sherlohomora]

@thelostsmiles okay, here’s what i’ve got:

BONUS:

[sherlohomora]

Oh wait, I forgot one:

and this one:

And these two phrases are practically the same thing:

As are these:

[sherlohomora]

BONUS:

[sherlohomora]

I can’t stop:

[sexy-innuendos-deactivated20170]

😉

[thepaleveil-blog]

Live picture of Elena telling Mark they should distance themselves from each other.

[timsrealityblog]

Christmas coming back from surgery to win the next HoH and immediately evict the remaining houseguests in a 11-tuple eviction leaving only Ramses and Dominique!

[dayslostson]

[melodyburst]

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

[thepaleveil-blog]

Fandom be like

[thepaleveil-blog]

Got my motherfucking twitter shut down for calling Halsey a fucking retard

Maybe I'll post my stupid comments about Big Brother here more. Probably not

[daretobey0u]

WELP 💀😂

[thepaleveil-blog]

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they fukd to this tho

[minkystinky]

29th january

omg guys so i have one of those alexa amazon things and if you say “good morning” she tells you a historic event on this day and she just told me that this date in 1595 is the date that romeo and juliet are supposed to have met… i’m not saying anything but…. the universe is rarely that lazy

[thepaleveil-blog]

change my life why dontcha

[minkystinky]

29th january

omg guys so i have one of those alexa amazon things and if you say “good morning” she tells you a historic event on this day and she just told me that this date in 1595 is the date that romeo and juliet are supposed to have met… i’m not saying anything but…. the universe is rarely that lazy

[tworidiculousmen]

“It will make television history, a culmination of everything we have been building up to for the past six years, it’s insane wish fulfillment”

[angeltiddies]

JOHN AND SHERLOCK RODE HOME LIKE THIS 

[angeltiddies]

OR MAYBE 

[angeltiddies]

OR 

[thepaleveil-blog]

Thank you for noticing me, Senpai.

Um... I feel like this pretty solidly proves I'm Tumblr famous now.No, Senpai, thank YOU.

[sillysymphony]

Milo Yiannopoulos at the University of UW-Milwaukee, December 13, 2016.