I Like Bread

[thepansexualpirate]

I am legitimately making myself chicken at 9 in the morning 

[thepansexualpirate]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE BORED AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

[thepansexualpirate]

Life goals: become dragon

[thepansexualpirate]

Me during the day: *thinks about sunshine and rainbows and cookies and all happy things*

Me when I lay in bed: *thinks about how we could possibly not be real and we are all actually somebody’s dream and when they wake up we all die*

[thepansexualpirate]

Sometimes I wish that I lived in the USA so I can go to all of those cool conventions I see on tumblr

[nuocmamboi]

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[flargablarga]

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

[sayfaahtmah]

yo good luck beating this in 2015

[pinkmoos]

the-blazing-saddle

[asieymomo]

the only Cinderella adaption that matters.

[cerulean-tmp]

That’s the prince and his parents were a white dude (Victor Garber) and a black woman (Whoopi Goldberg) and the fairy godmother was black and the prince is Asian and this movie just said fuck you to everyone and picked their actors based on talent not on how white they are

[thepastelqueenofhell]

HAHAHAHA, this is like everything tumblr wants all in one movie. I’m gonna go watch this now.

[thepansexualpirate]

Can someone please tell me what this movie is

[thepansexualpirate]

When I decide I’m going to come out to my family I’m going to make it fun. I’m going to make a little booklet saying what it is and I’ll add colouring pages, connect the dots, and little word searches

[thepansexualpirate]

Whenever I'm out in public I like looking at people and making up a whole back story about them, like what they've been through and it's actually pretty fun

[the-girl-with-the-fandom-tattoos]

Please reblog if you identify as Pansexual

I’m doing a project for my college class and my focus is on various sexualities and how many people identify in that group. The deadline is May 1st. Thank you!

[waldnsteiner]

[one-armed-canadian-blog]

Even before I read Homestuck I thought this was the funniest thing.

[mister13eyond]

this comic appears on my dash routinely, like every month it appears like “time to read pancakesteins panty raid comic again” and I read it every time

[thepansexualpirate]

Me: *sees pretty people take perfect selfies*

Me: *takes selfie*

Me: *looks like a horrifying shit somebody took*

[thepansexualpirate]

I wonder if there's other accounts that have the same username and if they do then I'm sorry for using it

[thepansexualpirate]

Difference between tumblr and real life

Me in real life: *never mentions sexuality or gender identity and pretends not to get annoyed when people assume I'm straight and cis*

Me on tumblr: NOT STRAIGHT NO HETERO I'M IN THE FUCKING PANCLAN FUCK GENDER ROLES NOT EVEN A LITTLE STRAIGHT LIKE NOPE QUEERTOPIA OVER HERE HELLA QUEER IDEK MY GENDER IDC TBH LOVE ME PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM N O T S T R A I G H T *RAINBOW EXPLOSION*

[supernaturalimagine]

anon | ✦

[thepansexualpirate]

Before I made this account I thought of some amazing things I can post and now that I can I forget them

[thepansexualpirate]

NEWCOMER YAAY

As you can see I am new here (lies) and I’m a pansexual and I am hilariously not funny. I like bread, homestuck, supernatural, Legend of Zelda, and other things that makes me happy. Well since I suck at descriptions let’s just leave here and continue on our journey through tumblr, shall we.