clouds are nice

What up I'm Cheyenne I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to be a grown up

[dawnsfragrance]

if you see me mass blogging on here it’s because i have an assignment 

[huffylemon]

do you all ever just think about brain freeze and get brain freeze

[huffylemon]

nobody related to this and now I’m afraid I have a brain tumor

[mattkeehl]

Nothing will top eb games Yolo swag sale

[mattkeehl]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[mels-nature-blog]

Found thousands of tadpoles on my hike, thought tumblr would enjoy bustling tadpoles in these uncertain times.

[thantophobicrat]

can't believe a disney movie started off with a shitty instrumental of their theme

I fundamentally hate disney as a corporation but that was iconic of them, let's be honest

[leo-ne-vinci]

oh anime

[fridaycorvids-deactivated202405]

[wrnbrn]

[ddemonboy]

[songsofwaterandnight]

“Zoinks Scoob! It’s like I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the g-g-g-g-ghosts!”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so superheroes get to choose their own costumes right. they get to design it based on personal preferences. and a new superhero is probably gonna repurpose whatever material is on hand 

so if, for example, if a furry gained superpowers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’M RIGHT AND I SHOULD SAY IT

[taggaudtiltheyreblog]

Isnt that already a superhero?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nah those heroes are all shapeshifters or animal-based powers FUCK 👏 THAT 👏 NONSENSE 👏

👏 GIVE 👏 ME 👏 A 👏 HERO 👏 w/ normal run-of-the-mill super strength, super speed, whatever, who doesn’t have spider-powers this or beast boy powers that, but who chooses with no prompting from fate to go out and proudly fight crime in a repurposed fursuit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone in the notes saying batman but that emo fuck just wears a leather bodysuit + cape and calls it a day. a genuine devout furry would wear something like this

which brings me to my next point: the only truly zoomorphic feature in batman’s costume are the pointy ears. thus, batman is a catgirl

[rettabaleno]

La femme damnée, Octave Tassaert

[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

get it bitch

[teaboot]

Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a full grown adult obsessed to the point of mania with D*sneyworld

[bitofthisnthat]

Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a full grown adult shaming others for completely harmless interests

[teaboot]

Okay, that's on me, I worded this badly.

What I intended to say was: Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a fully grown adult who doesn't simply enjoy a piece of child's media or have fond memories of a special interest revolving around it, but truly and deeply believes in the glitter and fairy dust conjured by a billion dollar corporate machine to the point that any criticism of the company itself or the mismanagement of any of its productions is met with the all the violent fervor of a brainwashed cultist

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[bestnatesmithever]

The look on its face!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]

[happy-little-elf]

A capybara running along the bottom of a river  

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[joshpeck]

what is she doing down there

[solarsyrup]

she was trying to avoid the paparazzi!!

[vladscastle-deactivated20231022]

[angryschnauzer]

N Y O O M

[meangirlnurse]

so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:

[meangirlnurse]

best. trait. ever