new and improved less terrible edition!

Pansexual|They/Them|Aries|INFP

[advicepeach]

the internal struggle of “maybe they forgot to respond” and “oh god they hate me and never want to talk to me again”

[tachonis]

vex and percy feel like that kind of couple where no one really knows if theyre together or not and whenever someone asks they just look at each other and go “i don’t know, darling, are we?” “it’d be news to me” “yes quite” and sure that sounds like a no but then they wink at each other and it drives everyone up a wall 

[emmrichvolkaryn]

#keyleth corners percy in his workshop one day and is like ‘ARE YOU AND VEX TOGETHER OR NOT’#and percy goes ‘obviously not’ so keyleth’s like ‘oh oka–’ ‘she’s in the library at the moment actually’ ‘yOU M OTHER FUCK-’#vax doesnt even say anything about it but sometimes he just stares reeeaaallyy hard at vex and squints#and she goes 'why are you looking at me like that weirdo’ and he doesnt respond he just….slowly walks away without breaking eye contact#so essentially keyleth is the 'LET THE PEOPLE KNOW’ and vax is just 'doubt.frescpeg’

[thebestoftumbling]

corgi pool party

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

[thepanthatcan]

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

[robobuddies]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

Power outages are homophobic

[hrtmonitor]

Elaborate…

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me

[meshugenist]

the orlando police chief admitted some officers may have shot some of the victims

fuck this

[quoms-160816]

Any deaths caused by police fire as they battled Omar Mateen inside the Pulse nightclub in the wee hours of June 12 should be blamed on Mateen and not on the responding officers, Orlando Police Chief John Mina said Monday.

“Those killings are on the suspect and on the suspect alone, in my mind,” Mina said.

The question of possible deaths by police fire arose soon after the shootings. One survivor, Norman Casiano, 26, told ABC News that he was shot by police when he crawled out from his hiding place in the bathroom after he thought it was safe.

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[backwards4444-deactivated202006]

they want us dead too

[cumaeansibyl]

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

[soaringcomet]

Attention Parents/Aunts/Uncles/Anyone buying a gift for a kid:

After Finding Dory there will be a lot of kids who want clownfish/blue tangs/ other fish from the movie.

Salt water fish are expensive and difficult to care for. Some like clown fish can be bred in captivity, but some like the blue tang cannot be meaning that they need to be kidnapped from the ocean. Additionally, blue tangs can get VERY BIG.

Target has these new toys that are water activated, so they’ll swim around in a bowl just like fish. They come as dory, nemo, and marlin. They make a fantastic alternative to real fish.

TL;DR Dont buy kids real saltwater fish after Finding Dory, get them these toys from Target instead

[metangy]

[purple-comet-neo]

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[ostolero]

if there were two girls on the moon and one kissed the other warmly and tenderly would that be beautiful or what

[kr-studios]

I’m sorry but they’d be dead without space suits.

[breastforce]

The Moon Graciously Grants The Gays With The Gift Of Immortality. Praise Her.

[dnd-5e-homebrew]

Binder Class by The Middlefinger of Vecna

Rest of the Minor Spirits and all the Vestiges are in the source.

[tehkawaiiepicness-deactivated20]

When ur team ain’t doin’ shit and it go into overtime.

[anneriawings]

jfc someone stop him

[anneriawings]

OH GOD THERE’S MORE

[acoolsuggestion]

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate