The Humerus Awktapus

It's Emma! Usually but not always classics related. Otherwise, comics and cats.

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Remember Emma Yang’s name — she has a bright future ahead of her (x)

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*anxious at night* next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about” that night: “OR WAS IT”

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man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world…  doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that 

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Woon Young, on Tumblr

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help me pick a new facebook profile picture

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summer in my backyard

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Father and His Tiny Astronaut Son Explore Earth Together in Adorable Photo Project

[did-you-know]

This kids dreams are coming true IRL

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Me as Venus de Milo by Botticelli Redefining Renaissance beauty standards 😋

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This is my greatest contribution to society yet

[thepassiveperiphrastic]

finally finally officially a classics major

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Group of women dancing down a forest path

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this is khellheng me

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Cause HE’m Mr Brheghthede

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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via excitementanddisbelief)

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Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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Greek coin with octopus from Eretria, c. 2500 years old

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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

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tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

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Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

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my gal briseis