[fear-is-truth]

“i can fix him”

ok welcome to the construction crew

[ashleysolsen]

i never needed anything more...

[doozclops]

Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like "yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!" posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it's so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I've been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it's become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don't tell them at all.

[technofeudalism]

“you can disagree with mitch mcconnell and still wish him well” i wish he would have died right there on camera in front of america that shit would have been fire and i think what the country really needs right now for healing

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

i wish his flesh would rend off the bone

[sanacibo]

You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.

[nessa007]

Like if Cleopatra grew up in a small town... And to tell you the truth, sometimes I wish I was her

[inactivedoesntexist-deactivated]

i must say that against the wall was significantly more shocking then scratches down your back now

[carnelianfoxx]

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

[savagegood]

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

[patroclusdefencesquad]

i have to give geralt some credit. this was very iconic of him

[thollandss-deactivated20231215]

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

[savagegood]

the baseball we deserve

(this is the savannah bananas. they dance. they wear kilts. they Love The Boys. also they have a dance team made up of seniors called the banana nanas, a "dad bod cheerleading squad", the man-nanas, and a charity organisation focused on foster care called bananas foster)

[qu1etwolf]

Thanks, Marvel. We appreciate you too.

[heavensghost]

I need to relax and also I need to get crazier

[curseworm]

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

[muirin007]

2012-13 AO3 was a beautiful fever dream.

[frogs-and-oscar-brainrot]

Yeah, I'm fine

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