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[thepeacock]

i have nothing to say. take care of yourselves guys. rest in peace technoblade. this sideblog won’t be used anymore

[wilbursoot-updates]

Congrats on officially being the only updates account to last more than a year and a half!!!!

wait is this true?? I always thought @technoblade-updates was older haha

thank you!!!

[technoblade-updates]

We’re 4 days younger! But neither of us is 1.5 years old, I think anon miscalculated? This account is from May 11th and yours is from May 7th! So we’re both almost a year and 2 months old!

[miaclemeverett]

we are like brothers @technoblade-updates

[technoblade-updates]

Don’t say that I will cry

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[ruffboi-mags]

Holy shit so I'm watching this like.... Summary version of dream smp right? Does Technoblade just have like all the RAWEST FUCKIN LINES or what????

Holy shit. Holy SHIT, this is what this fucking smp's been about this whole time????? I thought that was like. Fandom being fandom like it is with hermitcraft and 3rd/last life. Not just LEGIT WHAT THIS SERVER WAS LIKE.

Holy SHIT???????

[thepeacock]

yeah he does that, the secret is that he steals all of his speeches from RWBY anime and has unparalleled delivery

[thepeacock]

the fact that I fully believed that techno would drop a 5 minute video of footage from 2015 titled haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax with absolutely no explanation on June 7, 2022 I–

[thepeacock]

It's been a couple months I wonder what Technoblade's next video is gonna be. The Minecraft VR Experience Part 2? selling my elbow? building a sandcastle on Dream SMP? another charity event? anot–

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax

[thepeacock]

Tumblr is a Technoblade fan?? 👀

[dreamsclock]

NOT ME FUCKING UP C!TECHNO’S BEST LINE I’M SORRY BESTIE

[dreamthebeloved]

happy anniversary

[dreamsclock]

ONE YEAR???

[dreamsclock]

guys this was not an invitation to reblog this more .

[thepeacock]

omg not Techno “Captain Obvious” Blade putting the mansplain in mansplain malewife manipulate 😔 you tell him techno

[lwflower]

this is totally 100% is the reason he decided to build this giant sand temple on the smp

[thepeacock]

someone should do a tumblr blaze post for technoblade.

but not “subscribe to technoblade” or some cutesy infographic about why techno is a great content creator or anything useful like that.

just “technoblade”

[lilyminer]

*looks at the misha collins situation*

*looks at Ranboo* . . . You better not

[appaeve]

hey tumblr dot com

[thepeacock]

the slow gathering of techno crumbs

techno has a 2 second role in the english dub of tribe nine techno fans we stay winning

[eretdaily]

Eret but with the gently holds meme

pocket sized:)

[theeretblr]

:D

[snoupster]

shit sorry

[manic-papaya]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[dionyxiqn]

r/place! dream, forever changing

[thepeacock]

o7 r/place you had a pretty good run

[thepeacock]

for those who know about r/place bc i'm not gonna bother explaining it, i present: the holy trifecta

[thepeacock]

Update:

[thepeacock]

for those who know about r/place bc i'm not gonna bother explaining it, i present: the holy trifecta