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i wish I could show you guys exactly how i react every time someone in my groupchat sends something related to my interests

because typing it out here just isn't the same

and all my friends know all it takes to make me hyper is sending a picture of soap so they all do it and then I forget how to spell its all very strange...

he makes me happy 👍

okay fine I'll read the book

#project hail mary #phm #project hail mary book #phm book

me banging my head off my computer after video game crashes many times

#im so mad #i just want to play my game #i just want to play bg3 #please #why are you crashing #stop it #ugh #😭

I go to write a poem

i need a synonym so I get the thesaurus up on my phone

looks away for a second

looks back down

phone is open on tumblr and I have liked 500 bloodymary posts

#oops #even i am not immune to bloodymary guys #even ive been caught in the phm crosshairs #its peak #and i know its not just ne this happens to #this must be relatable #anyway other tags #bloodymary #project hail mary #relatable?#maybe

i did it

I renamed my story of four years

he has been reborn

now comes the age of an era which I lock in

#i lied i wont lock in #i am locked out #distracted by stuff #oogh #but i am glad i finally renamed my project #now it looks cooler #AND NOW A NEW IDEA FOR A COVER HAS COME UP IN MY BRAIN #HOLY MOLY #IM GOUNG #ADAGAHUDIWIJS #anyway...#writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #writers and poets #authors of tumblr #current wip #writing wip

do you guys even know that I always post completly sober

like im never on something when i make a post im just like this

there is something wrong with me but whatever it is... its making me a comedian... I am the heeheehoohoo man...

#this is a lie i am not funny #why do you even like me #trick question because theres an average of 2 likes per post for me #aint nobody fuck with me like i fuck with myself #but genuinely i post completely sober #i actually dont drink at all...#so theres some lore for you

THIS IS WHY GAZ ISNT IN THE TRAILER

HES JUST ON HIS HOLIBOBS OKAY!!! GAZ NEEDED A BREAK OTHERWISE HE WOULDVE LOST HIS MIND!!! HE IS OKAY!

#im coping #gaz is okay i swear #they didnt take him away im sure of it #we will see him #but he just needs to come back from his holidays first #everything is okay #hhhh #🫩#cod mw4 reboot #cod mw4 trailer #mw4 trailer #gaz cod #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #drawing #doodle #stupid idiot #:(

how your email finds me

#yup

why do songs fade out at the end

where are you going come back

I wasn't finished

#its like #please come back #:(#my music...#return...#return to me #my dearest music #please #please 🥺#music #muisc #wawa

live blogging my writing:

IM WRITING! GUYS IM WRITING! WOW! THIS IS CRAZY! 251 WORDS IN TWO HOURS! AND THATS WITH MULTIPLE TRIPS TO THE THESAURUS! HOLY MOLY GUYS!

#live blogging #💖#this is a moment in history #i mean i say im writing but im actively not #im watching YouTube #yup #:)#writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #writing! im doing it!#hooray!#actually writing...#holy moly

I've taken to calling people "my dear" lately but with my accent and how fast I talk sometimes it sounds more like im mispronouncing Midir

like Darkeater Midir.

From Dark Souls 3.

I have been going around calling people Midir.

#shoutout if youre darkeater midir i guess #on another note i do love dark souls #peak gaming #well for me anyway #at this moment #i love playing elden ring also #its like a very difficult dressup game for me because i usually just want cool armour and swords #im probably gonna go back to dark souls 3 after i finish my billionth elden ring playthrough #who knows...#anyway #dark souls 3 #dark souls #the silly

you may have a mind palace but i have a mind mansion and I pick up all my little men and shake them around like when you pick up a mii in tomodachi life and I make them interact too

it is pleasant

#mind palace #nah #mind mansion #it means all my little men can interact #its so fun #silly silly #im having fun

guys is it #normal to be insecure about your handwriting because my whole life i have had it drilled into me that my handwriting is almost completely illegible and terrible

and i was also forced to learn cursive at the age of like 7 before i even knew how to spell properly

so do me a favour and read this below so I know i aint crazy

i know the second line looks shit but the rest is fine to me... like im sorry i write fast?? stop telling me you cant read my writing?? it makes me feel like shit which is definitely not #normal...

#I'M LOSING IT #like since i first picked up a pencil/pen i have been told my writing needs improving #at what point does this become just a form of purposefully nitpicking instead of helping #because telling a 7 year old they could improve is ok sorta understandable but theyre 7 #but once the age hits double digits i think you gotta back off man #just saying!#but yeah do me a favour and tell me you can read my writing before i crash out #and dont worry about the actual words its nothing! im not writing anything about another cult for my novels again!#ok other tags #writing #handwriting #weird insecurity???#help #handwriting struggles #writing problems #sigh #im definitely not okay!

I just want everyone to know that I did not recognise price for the first minute of the trailer because he didn't have a hat and his beard wasn't like before

I genuinely sat there like "who is this diva" and then it clicked and I had to stare at a wall for a second in shame because I couldn't identify him

i hope he gets a hat soon

#and yes i am still mad at the lack of Gaz i will remain mad until i see him.#but this post isn't about that #its about how i literally did not immediately recognise price #its crazy what the slightest change will do #im really just gonna be thinking about this game until it comes out gang #plus its in October which is MY MONTH because its whne MY BIRTHDAY IS so if this game sucks ill probably go mental...#sigh #anyway other tags...#cod mw4 #cod mw4 reboot #mw4 trailer #captain price #john price

nothing is going to stop me from seeing the backrooms movie

i dont care if I have to wait a week to get to the cinema i am GOING TO SEE THAT MOVIE

WITHOUT THE BACKROOMS I WOULD NOTHING

IM THE BACKROOMS BOY

#in case you cant tell im excited #bitch ive BEEN excited #im the backrooms boy #and im dragging my friends along even though they dont care about the backrooms #family excursion...#but im excited #backrooms #backrooms movie

I just watched the trailer for mw4 and its like. what.

where was gaz

why are ghost and price fighting and what happened to them both because shouldnt they be together to fuck makarov up for what he did to soap??? like i get price is on the run cause he shot shepherd but why is ghost pissed enough to try fight him...

AND WHERE WAS GAZ

i know this isn't gonna be good but someone has to play it and figure out what the fuck our new lore is gonna be. something tells me we've 100% reached the worst point though. #we'recooked

#cod mw4 #oh boy #im not excited #its gonna suck guys i cant lie #especially if mwiii is anything to go by... with all those open combat missions and stuff...#and soap aint even gonna be there unless he magically resurrects...#AND GENUINELY WHERE THE FUCK WAS GAZ #AAAAAAAYFGGGHGHDHHWHUWIISJHWJISKS

why do wizards always have long robes with long sleeves

Ive never seen a wizard with just a cunty little jacket kinda vibe and quite frankly I think its an under utilised style choice for them

i think we need more wizards with short sleeves

diagram for reference

but imagine... summer wizards... wizard in a hawaiian shirt... the possibilities are endless

#i cant be the first to think of this right #but still #come on guys #a classic wizard needs an update for the summer #just saying!#wizardposting #wizard shit #character idea #idea #silly

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