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certified soap crashout moment

im projecting my feelings onto him because i fucked up on a full odds shiny in pokemon earlier

#it was a bellibolt and though i wouldnt have used it im still understandably pissed #second yellow shiny i have fucked up on btw. altaria was the first.#IM PISSED #SO NATURALLY NOW SOAP IS TOO BECAUSE HE GOES THROUGH ALL I DO #thats what being a comfort character gets ya #but seriously i am mad as hell #i just hope i get a shiny dragonair or haxorus so i can be happy #sigh #soap cod #johnny soap mactavish #soap call of duty #john soap mactavish #drawing #>:(#pokemon #shiny pokemon #THE RAGE #grrr #suffering.#ok bye #im gonna go cry now

I have a bad habit of mumbling that my hands have been creamed when applying my hand cream

I would stop but its funny

#im well aware how it sounds #like...#my hands have been creamed...#okay...#that's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

decided to play pokemon again after a while of doing other shit and somehow my entire team bar my starter has ended up being girls

girl boss team 💖

#i love pokemon #like idgaf #pokemon my beloved #girlboss moment #but genuinely i have no clue how nearly every pokemon i have is a girl #also i named my ceruledge artorias because dark souls so i guess artorias uses she/her now...#in my pokemon slay playthrough era 💖🎀#pokemon #pokémon #pokémon scarlet and violet

sat minding my own business with family and my cousin just said something something "hail mary" and I swear I nearly FLEW

#phm you have ruined my brain #like he was not talking about it. nobody mentioned phm. im just mental.#but the way i suddenly sat up straight #i went 😀#but aint nobody talking about my boy grace...#sigh #💔#project hail mary #phm

sometimes you just gotta rewoke-ify your ocs and go about your day

#im saying this because i finally gave Mad King Varla (not Vx71A) actual parents #and quite frankly #his mother is serving MOTHER if you get what i mean #like his dad is just some guy but Queen Vaeross is cunt as fuck #its like. no wonder Valorie is also slaying the house down.#i impress myself with my own character concepts guys #im just that good #🕺🕺#ocs #my ocs #i love my ocs #own character

is it normal to always almost cry when you see him

#i just really love him #i dont smoke but id fuckin have a cig with this guy #just to spend time with him yknow??#that would be chill #but anyway #i will NEVER EVER stop preaching how much i love gaz #every time i see him #i forget how to act #in all ways #oh gaz the man that you are...#💖#gaz cod #gaz call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #cod mwiii #cod mwii

I often think that I have an alright relationship with my dad

and then i Remember

#and the worst part is i can see mirrors in some of the things he does #its scary #and sure my mum is hardly a saint herself but she does NOT need that mans bs sometimes #its like #wow my family is in fact not normal #who'd have thunk #🫩

new nickname for soap just dropped

#does he look like a fucken burger to you #giggling over this #he is big mac because he is big. and also because. well his name. MACtavish...#so yeah #big mac #AND BROTHER I WOULD EAT HIM LIKE ONE TOO #we should all call him big mac now #:)#soap cod #cod mwiii #johnny soap mactavish #soap call of duty #cod mwii #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #silly drawing #silly #hehe

i think its becoming a thing where my friend group makes presentations about stuff so like... LOYAL FOLLOWERS I ASK THEE TO AID ME

WHAT DO I DO NEXT

make an OC smash or pass (freaks included ofc)

silent hill lore 101 because i love silent hill

incoherent rambling about my favourite songs

five benbillion hour long presentation of me analysing soap edits

all the lore i have for my novel series AA

all the lore i have for my OTHER novel...

mate fuck off who even are you to ask me this...

something way cooler that you didn't think of (THEN TELL ME)

Voting ended onJul 15

YOU HAVE 3 DAYS BEFORE I MAKE A TERRIBLE DECISION

it is so warm and I am dying

anyway here's two actual photos i took while out yesterday because I like photography despite my general strange demeanour

the rest are shite but these came out decent

#look guys i actually can do normal human things #even if i did almost melt yesterday #like woah mama #it is HOT #and i have to go out again today because im finally getting a haircut #so...#wish me luck #im gonna die #yeowch #oogh #but yesterday was really nice and i like these flowers #look at them #👍#photography #my photos #flower photography #flowers

if you need me i will be sucking on his arms until further notice

men named simon just be going through it until a fandom prescribes them a little man who has some whimsy to heal him

#this is about two things #it is about bloodymary of course #but also ghoap #men named simon just suffer way too much sometimes #but then along comes their silly guy and life is better for them #i just think its funny #if anyone has another traumatised simon with a silly guy please enlighten me #im starting a collection #a simon collection #anyway-#um #other tags i guess #bloodymary #simon iron lung #cod ghoap #simon ghost riley

getting a new game just for one character i saw wish me luck

#i owe it all to my buddy #theyre always the devil on my shoulder telling me to play games for yummy men #and for that i thank them #emotional crisis over its gay time #and if you're wondering what game im getting #its coral island #ya boy love a good farming sim dating sim #plus its steam summer sale obvs im getting it cheap #mwahaha #I LOVE MEN #I LOVE FICTIONAL MEN #YAAAAAA #ahem #anyway #coral island #yuppee #oh if youre also wondering who this man is its Mark because he looks like my type so bad #😈😈

I dont think its normal for parents to tell you not to cry at stuff

like even if its something small

because im 99% sure it fucks you up emotionally later on

#being told not to cry because you're “grown up” is bullshit man #like yeah sure my age hit double digits so i automatically shouldn't cry anymore #no wonder im constantly on the verge of tears now #i literally do not cry outside of my own home now and if i feel it threatening to happen i end up mentally telling myself off #because im not meant to be crying #i don't think that's normal #in fact im sure it is not normal #there is something wrong with me #genuinely #like idk what to even tag this post as im just sick of everything #rant i guess #mental health

man I love NIN

#thats it thats the post #i just want people to know i like NIN #listening to physical while eating my lunch makes me feel like a little freak #which i am #but like #i love nine inch nails #which is probably no surprise since im the perfect candidate for their music #i was born in the right generation #i love listening to nine inch nails and being gay #👍#yahoo #ok post over #nine inch nails

guys...

its so dark in my room that he looks like he's floating and glowing but um. guys... soap just appeared in my bedroom... I wonder what he wants...

#omg guys #what could he possibly want #like hello #howd you get here #i thought you were dead #um #ok #anyway...#soap cod #cod mwiii #johnny soap mactavish #soap call of duty #cod mwii #john soap mactavish #stupid post #(this is a joke only me and one other person get but its funny as fuck)#silly silly

when I say im sweating my tits off i sure wish that was true but unfortunately my boobs are quite firmly still stuck to me and i am just sweaty

#GET THESE THINGS OFF ME #I DONT WANT THEM ANYMORE #WHO WANTS THEM #TAKE THEM #THEYRE FREE OF CHARGE #I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE #AAAAAA #ok im cool im fine im chill #well im not chill #im roasting #sigh #trans guy stuff #trans guy #trans man #transmasc #trans ftm #HELP #IM BOILING #fire emoji fire emoji

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