The Odd (and petty) Life of The Real Timothy Green

My words...your eyes...yea, that's pretty much it.

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Since @dominique__deveraux posted the other pic before me, I’ll post this one of my time with #Kaydin at the #midsouthfair today. Lol

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#blessed #insecure2brunch #issarae #insecurehbo (at Luxx Lounge and Events)

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Ready to get Hella Protected? Well, we got y’all! The Friends for Life outreach team will be providing free condoms & free confidential, rapid HIV testing at the Insecure Conversation II Brunch. Friends for Life is a non-profit agency dedicated to supporting the wellness of those affected by HIV/AIDS.(Correction: Address is 6135 Mt Moriah Rd) Go to Eventbrite page to purchase your ticket! #choose901 #memphis #insecurehbo #issarae #yvonneorji #tennessee #brunch #weekend

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😂😂😂

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35 tickets left! It’s time to “Bonnect”! Bring all of your thoughts to our second Insecure Conversation brunch with a delicious menu prepared by @chef_phillip_dewayne . There will be a kickback following the convo so everyone can dance and meet new people. Go to insecure2brunch.eventbrite.com for more info and purchase your tickets today! #memphis #insecurehbo #kickback #insecure2brunch (at Luxx Lounge and Events)

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I’m going to bed now

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It’s time to “Bonnect”! Bring all of your thoughts to our second Insecure Conversation brunch with a delicious menu prepared by @chef_phillip_dewayne . There will be a kickback following the convo so everyone can dance and meet new people. Go to insecure2brunch.eventbrite.com (link in bio) for more info and purchase your tickets today! #memphis #insecurehbo #kickback #insecure2brunch (at Luxx Lounge and Events)

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😂😂😂 #stephcurry

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From my desk...

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It’s time to “Bonnect”! Bring all of your thoughts to our second Insecure Conversation brunch with a delicious menu prepared by @chef_phillip_dewayne . There will be a kickback following the convo so everyone can dance and meet new people. Go to insecure2brunch.eventbrite.com for more info and purchase your tickets today! #memphis #insecurehbo #kickback #insecure2brunch (at Luxx Lounge and Events)

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Is this where I put “I don’t own the rights to this music”? #friday #memphis

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To be @sza right now lol

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Gotta 👏🏾 Love 👏🏾 her👏🏾#issarae

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Come pregame for Trap Karaoke! Free admission until 5! Trap juice, wings and burgers on the menu! #trap #trappedmemphis #memphis #choose901 #eastmemphis #rakeitup (at Luxx Lounge and Events)

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Man! @mr_hotspot cracks me up 😂

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Going live tonight! Topic is "You ain't gotta lie to kick it: Unnecessary lies" Join and share stories about times when people just lied for no reason or made a trip to Nashville look like a trip to Europe. Lol I'll be welcoming some folks to join me on screen as well. See y'all tonight at 8:00pm cst ! Link Will be in IG bio when we start #timtalks1

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PG Day is tomorrow! Check us out as we rock our PG pins! Learn more about Profound Gentlemen at @profoundgentlemen (profoundgentlemen.org) #ayapg #pg