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a-maiz-ing

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

macademmia-deactivated20260103

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

slashercatz

he sounds like an anime villain

ralzei1997

this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim

do-not-u-dare

oh my god

xmajordumps

guys,

auxphono

Please please please don't click those phishing texts

auxphono

cartoon-fanaticism

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

lithominium

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem

how;get down

@thephantomeyes

A bourkie!!

ALL. OF. THIS.

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

official-kircheis

9cl

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

witchchild

cheese24k

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

this is so fucking relaxing

4ngelbride

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

sailor-artemis

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

no-one-offical

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whyenn-reader

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

whyenn-reader

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

whyenn-reader

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

burins

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

ahead

wolf-tail

klapollo

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

klapollo

cutecipher

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

cozy-stardust

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.