thePharmDiva

pharmacist. pizza eater. book nerd. lover of sweet treats, movies, and reality tv.

[thepharmdiva]

When you get that call from a patient who tried to eat their suppositories

[thepharmdiva]

[whatshouldwecallpharmd]

When you ask a patient if they have insurance and they say no, but then you ring them out and they hand you an insurance card

[thepharmdiva]

[whatshouldbetchescallme]

When your wifi won’t connect forever

[thepharmdiva]

You'll never know....

[thepharmdiva]

Not every pharmacy has s $4 list...

[theybuildbuildings]

[your-pharmacy-hates-you]

[pharmacistd]

I Mean, Really?!

When a person complains that this is the worst pharmacy ever, with the worst service ever and the worst employees then why do they keep coming back?!

[whatshouldwecallpharmd]

When patients give too much back story before asking a question. Please get to your point

[whatshouldwecallpharmd]

“You shorted me pills”

[whatshouldwecallpharmd]

When a patient looks at your baby face and says “are you even old enough to be a pharmacist?”

[whatshouldwecallpharmd]

The 👏 pharmacy 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 fast 👏 food 👏 joint 👏

[ipreferyoucallmedoctor]

When  you work on a holiday and a patient says they feel bad you have to work on a holiday

[whatshouldbetchescallme]

When you explain something 17 times and they still don’t get it

[ipreferyoucallmedoctor]

When an old lady calls the pharmacy just to chat

True story: I once put a patient on low speaker and mute, and she talked for 26 straight minutes before asking if i were still there