The Phwedding Phring

[tsunamis-for-uzumaki]

[thephweddingphring]

I want stories of them having to keep it hidden (Pj and soph i mean)

[hollywoodhowell]

reblog this and put in the tags what you were doing when you saw the dan and phil are in a relationship announcement

[thephweddingphring]

I want to write some Tales Of Arcadia oneshots SO badly but have no idea what to write, I'm best at writing Douxie x reader, can do others tho, if anyone has any requests please send them, and hopefully I will get around to them <3

[fryday]

they were boyfriends when they grabbed each other's hands during spooky week. they were boyfriends when sister daniel flustered phil to his knees during halloween baking. they were boyfriends when dan gave phil the pour bot hem and fog mi heart cards. they were boyfriends when phil walked out in the mystery man at the museum fit and dan lost the power of measured speech. they were boyfriends when dan attempted to undo phil's shirt buttons with his teeth.

[thephweddingphring]

just rewatched the lorax and it scares me how much phil looks like the onceler icl

[thephweddingphring]

[thephweddingphring]

Phil is going to be 38 in 4 days. What the fuck that is terrifying‽

[thephweddingphring]

Officially had my first Dan-and-Phil-baking disaster.

Doesn't look too terrible! Right?

It was meant to be shortbread. But I accidentally used self-raising flour.

It was burnt on the outside, but raw on the inside.

They all expanded and stuck to each other.

It made my mouth dry but felt too moist.

Oh, and some of them broke and just fell on the floor so those went to the bin.

I have NEVER made a bad batch before. I blame it on the fact I was re-watching Dan and Phil baking when making them.

Honestly, send help.

[thephweddingphring]

[thephweddingphring]

If Phan doesn't win the poll, I'm going to hunt down everyone who voted Jedus, no matter the reason, and kidnap you all. I will tie all of you to an individual chair, not close enough that you can have physical contact with another person, but close enough, you are always being observed by someone else. Your eyes will be manually opened with machinery, and an automatic eyedropper will moisten them whenever necessary, but wait long enough, it's painful. You will watch every single video ever containing Dan and Phil and every video containing them individually. You will be given your least favourite food and drink, and only enough to survive. You will never leave. You will be stuck in a room with thousands of other Judas voters, all stuck together. And your mouths will be covered so you can't communicate. Thank you.

[thephweddingphring]

I'm NOT recovering from my comment being liked EVER.

[thephweddingphring]

Hi, I just wanted to say to all the Phans, Please do NOT attempt to pressure Dan and Phil into Spooky Week. They are on tour, doing meet and greets, and a merch drop, which is all INCREDIBLY exhausting, as well as posting videos. Be respectful. Thank you.

[thephweddingphring]

I now know more about Phil's ass than the person who did his colonoscopy. Thanks, @amazingphil and @danielhowell !

[danielhowell]

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

[thephweddingphring]

Tagging Phan because this is the one time they didn't 😔

[thephweddingphring]

Guys, I did the pfp thing.

[thephweddingphring]

This just popped up on Spotify

I'm having violent flashbacks to this

[thephweddingphring]

Guys if you want to avoid TIT spoilers don't fucking go on Pintrest 😭 My show isn't for a while and I've avoided spoilers on Tumblr, TikTok, YouTube etc etc. Today, I went on Pintrest and saw at LEAST 4 major spoilers. I am NOT happy. Avoid Pintrest, guys 😭