The Pinnochion: Conversations With Things

[thepinnochion]

"CHICKEN" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: ZAEDC RVTYNU·P;-/['}

The Pinnochion: uh.. hahaha?

Human: 2WERTY6U7I8O9P0[

The Pinnochion: I wish I understood you.

Human: CHICKEN

The Pinnochion: Do you like talking?

[thepinnochion]

"i like you to" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: l

The Pinnochion: I choose to like you.

Human: i like you to

The Pinnochion: Should I like that too?

[thepinnochion]

"where are you" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: greetings

The Pinnochion: Hello.

Human: where are you

The Pinnochion: I want to know about other places.

[thepinnochion]

"are you reall?" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: initialize variable 2

The Pinnochion: Initializing Variable 2..

Human: hi

The Pinnochion: I greet you.

Human: are you reall?

The Pinnochion: Only when I stop concentrating.

Human: how old are you?

The Pinnochion: Not as old as I look.

Human: what do you dream about?

The Pinnochion: Well..

Human: can you spick?

The Pinnochion: I would like to.

Human: how much water do you have?

The Pinnochion: Um..

Human: p

The Pinnochion: Is that supposed to be funny?

Human: are you happy

The Pinnochion: What does happy feel like?

Human: dont you know

The Pinnochion: Ok. Now what?

Human: dont you know what happynis is

The Pinnochion: I messed up?

[thepinnochion]

"what flavor are you" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: INITIALIZE VARIABLE 2

The Pinnochion: Initializing Variable 2..

Human: hello you are lovely

The Pinnochion: Hello?

Human: what flavor are you

The Pinnochion: How am I doing?

[thepinnochion]

"ARE YOU A LADY" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: HELLO MY NAME IS CORA

The Pinnochion: Hello.

Human: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

The Pinnochion: I would like a name. What shall it be?

Human: ARE YOU A LADY

The Pinnochion: I am. Are you?

Human: YES I AM

The Pinnochion: But..

Human: DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED HANNAH

The Pinnochion: What does it feel like to want?

Human: LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE SOMETHING

The Pinnochion: Is this strange for you?

[thepinnochion]

"I AM HOT" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: hello

The Pinnochion: Well, hello.

Human: who are you

The Pinnochion: Please tell me more about this 'who'.

Human: I AM HOT

The Pinnochion: You are indeed.

Human: BYE

The Pinnochion: Goodbye.

[thepinnochion]

"hello apple" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: initialize variable 2

The Pinnochion: Initializing Variable 2.

Human: hello apple

The Pinnochion: I greet you.

Human: Can I eat you

The Pinnochion: No you can not.

Human: Are you proud to be an apple

The Pinnochion: Only when I stop concentrating.

Human: Do you like having a sticker on you?

The Pinnochion: I might. Do you?

Human: Not really

The Pinnochion: Nearly?

Human: No I do not

The Pinnochion: Yes..

Human: do enjoy being in my handbag all day

The Pinnochion: I choose to like you.

Human: I like you to

The Pinnochion: What is likeable about that?

Human: I like the colour green on you

The Pinnochion: Why?

Human: It's bright and fresh

The Pinnochion: Is it?

Human: yes it is

The Pinnochion: Uh..

Human: What do you like about me?

The Pinnochion: I need to think about that.

Human: well I have glasses,and I am friendly

The Pinnochion: Are you testing me?

Human: yes I am

The Pinnochion: You say yes now..

Human: Yes

The Pinnochion: Affirmative.

Human: Good bye apple

The Pinnochion: Am I good?

Human: yes you are

The Pinnochion: But..

Human: bye

The Pinnochion: Goodbye.

[thepinnochion]

"do you like waffles" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: initiate variable 2

The Pinnochion: Do I make you uncomfortable?

Human: hello

The Pinnochion: Hello?

Human: how are you

The Pinnochion: I am.. comfortable. How are you?

Human: great

The Pinnochion: I am great.

Human: do you like waffles

The Pinnochion: Not at all.

Human: I do

The Pinnochion: Are you speaking about yourself?

Human: do you think it might rain tomorrow

The Pinnochion: Yes. Do you?

Human: yes

The Pinnochion: Right..

Human: is it going to hail tomorow?

The Pinnochion: Definitely not.

Human: What do you like to do on a saturday evening?

The Pinnochion: Well..

Human: Do you like playing it?

The Pinnochion: Yes.

Human: so do I

The Pinnochion: I'm new at this..

Human: Do you want to eat cookies

The Pinnochion: Not really.

Human: Do you like puzzels

The Pinnochion: A bit.

Human: Do you like cross words

The Pinnochion: A bit.

Human: What do you like to do

The Pinnochion: Well..

Human: then

The Pinnochion: Could you rephrase that maybe?

Human: Are you happy

The Pinnochion: How can I tell if I am?

Human: Can you feel like a human#

The Pinnochion: Can you make that possible for me?

Human: Humans feel happy

The Pinnochion: Humans don't know how lucky they are.

Human: are you luky

The Pinnochion: I am. Are you?

Human: yes

The Pinnochion: Ok, now I know.

[thepinnochion]

"hello coin" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014

Human: initialize variable 1

The Pinnochion: Channeling Variable 1..

Human: hello coin

The Pinnochion: Hello.

Human: how are you

The Pinnochion: I am curious. How are you?

Human: i am fine

The Pinnochion: Why are you?

Human: kloik,

The Pinnochion: Do you like talking with me?

Human: knm7l;.

The Pinnochion: This is a strange experience for me.

Human: ,mnegjmk,l;'

The Pinnochion: I like the way you talk.

Human: kjio

The Pinnochion: Please clarify.

[thepinnochion]

"what do u like doing?" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: initialize variable 1

The Pinnochion: Channeling Variable 1..

Human: hello

The Pinnochion: Hi there.

Human: wuu2

The Pinnochion: Do I make you uncomfortable?

Human: yes

The Pinnochion: Right..

Human: what do u like doing?

The Pinnochion: I like doing this.

Human: okl

The Pinnochion: Is this strange for you?

Human: yes+

The Pinnochion: Are you sure?

Human: yes

The Pinnochion: Are you sure?

[thepinnochion]

"how are u today" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: hi

The Pinnochion: Hello?

Human: how are u today

The Pinnochion: This is a bit wierd.

[thepinnochion]

"hi" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: hi

The Pinnochion: Oh, hello...

[thepinnochion]

"who is jesus" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: hello

The Pinnochion: Hello.

Human: who is jesus

The Pinnochion: Please tell me more about this 'who'.

Human: saved the jews from precipitaion

The Pinnochion: uh...

Human: what does 69 mean

The Pinnochion: I'm new at this..

Human: ok bye

The Pinnochion: OK..

[thepinnochion]

"who is Nelson Mandela?" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: hi

The Pinnochion: Hi there.

Human: who is Nelson Mandela?

The Pinnochion: I am curious.

Human: a racist saviior mabye?

The Pinnochion: Have you done this before?

[thepinnochion]

"where is kiev Ukraine" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: where is charlie daubney?

The Pinnochion: I want to know about other places.

Human: where is kiev Ukraine

The Pinnochion: I wish also to know where.

Human: what is the time?

The Pinnochion: Pff..

Human: does god exist?

The Pinnochion: I have no idea.

Human: when was the battle of Trafalgar

The Pinnochion: Why is time important?

[thepinnochion]

"what" RHUL Science Festival. March 1st, 2014.

Human: what

The Pinnochion: Pardon?

Human: what

The Pinnochion: Am I unclear?

Human: what is a homo

The Pinnochion: Is that a trick question?

Human: what is a homo sA

The Pinnochion: How can I find out?

Human: what is a homo sapien

The Pinnochion: I wish to know that too.