Eridan
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look i dont expect you as a member of your owwn lowwly species to grasp the full nuance an superiority of troll culture so you dont havve to wworry about that
an i dont think wwe should make wwhat may or may not be happenin on my neck public business it wwas
a strange night an wwe all did things wwe might wwish wwe hadnt
but im not pregnant wwith your spawwn im not evven sure wwhat pregnant means
Pregnant is when someone has another baby human growing inside of them and then after nine months it comes out in a manner that is very painful and gruesome-looking!
Do you trolls not have that?
what?! but what about the meteors?! D:
I--
Good gosh.
We need to sit down. To some chats. You see, sometimes
there are meteors, yes. And sometimes there are not. Now, this distinction is completely natural! That's just the way of things, sometimes a baby falls from the sky just like you and that's well and good, but other times there is, an intercourse...of sorts. A bun, so to speak, in an oven of a kind--
John, you're a growing boy, and you may have begun to experience some urges. Urges in areas. On your person. Toward perhaps another person! Or yourself! Or no one! Well, that urge is sort of...quintessential in creating more people, although it does not always have to serve that purpose! It's a lot like baking--no.
I--
It's not like baking--
I need to find another way to explain this.
