The Diddley Dang It and Other Extreme Sports

For when the tide rolls in and you don't know what to do, or are just kinda bored...

[juliastiles]

A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?”

[andpierres]

dating someone shouldn’t exhaust you

dating someone shouldn’t be painful or upsetting

if you’re dating someone and you feel this way then something probably isn’t quite right ok. please take care of yourself

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Sarah Harvard, a Staff Writer at Mic, continues on to write about how Islamaphobia associated with 9/11 impacted how her peers treated her at school.

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[sabacc]

[spacebuck]

i really want steve, when asked in an interview or something about what he’s going to do now, responding “maybe i’ll go to college, i’m only thirty one, i’ve got plenty of time to work it out”

and the reporter just. staring at him like he’s grown another head

so steve repeats, “i’m thirty one, by my count.” he doesn’t mention the whole not aging thing. doesn’t want to blow their minds any more. “I was twenty six when i boarded the valkyrie.”

“thirty one” the reporter repeats. “you had the fate of the entire world on your shoulders and you were younger than me when i got married.”

and steve just nods. “i’m guessing you don’t want to hear how much tactical experience i actually had before the battle of new york, huh,” and the reporter flips their shit

[wonderingwomb]

if there is one piece of relationship advice i could give to straight women, it’s this:

you’re not his mother. you don’t have to take his tantrums and walk him through basic shit. i know women are taught that they have to be nurturing and all that but it’s absolutely not your responsibility to “teach him to be a better person”.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

[the-gameissomething-blog]

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

[delta-breezes]

The Grounds of Alexandria

[raptorgone-deactivated20180205]

if you listen carefully, you can hear bucky yelling “STEVE NO” in the background (x)

[crazyintheeast]

Let’s talk about Peggy Carter and Private Lorraine

In case you are wondering. This was Private Lorraine

Yes. This is Natalie Dormer. When we meet Lorraine it looks she has been working on the front lines for years . A very hard work especially for women

Now when she sees Captain America she decides to do this

Makes perfect sense right? After all most women and probably a big chunk of the men over there would love to take a bite out of the Capscicle. But I don’t believe that Lorraine is that reckless. After all they are in a room full of people and her boss is right behind the door. There are much smoother ways to hint that she is attracted to him and corner him later on if she just wanted some of the old red white and blue. Instead she went and outright made out with him right in the middle of the room. Why?

This is why

Look at this moment. Here she can hear the click of Peggy’s heels and yet she keeps making out with him until

They are caught by a murderous looking Peggy.  I say that Lorraine did all this because she wanted Peggy to catch them. After all look at this satisfied expression here

So by now you are wonder what am I going on about? Am I trying to tell you that Lorraine was some kind of a bitch who just wanted to stick it to Carter? No my dear friends. What I am saying is that Lorraine and Peggy …..used to be together

Think about it. Lorraine was Philips’s secretary which means she would have spent a large amount of time with Peggy”s “Woman’s Woman “Carter who craves the company of women. They are both gorgeous and surrounded by men. It makes sense they would find each other

Until Peggy had to leave Lorraine behind to work on the supersoldier project. Something which Lorraine never forgave. So when she saw the man that Peggy left her for this was the perfect chance for revenge. She knew that Peggy was about to come in every minute now so she grabbed the man who took Peggy from her and went to town. She wanted to hurt Peggy to make her jealous.

So this expression here

is not that of a woman who is absolutely furious that her crush is making out with a random woman. This is the expression of someone who is furious at seeing her crush making out with her ex girlfriend

Seriously. Look at those two and tell me there wasn’t something there

[glamourweaver]

HEADCANON ACCEPTED!

[trilliath]

tbqh her anger doesn’t really make any sense unless this is true.

[tipsforlanguagelearning-deactiv]

you can take a “what’s your vocabulary size?” quiz here. it has:

english, french, german, spanish, portuguese, italian, polish, russian, chinese, dutch, indonesian, japanese

i have the japanese of an 8-year-old, but i’m pretty sure it’s closer to 4-year-old and i just got some lucky random guesses.

[kahnah23]

I am screaming, I have the english vocabulary of an 8 year old. For german I at least got into the top 0.19%

[paxamericana]

[f1rstperson]

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

[princekarkat]

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

[ralfmaximus]

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

[his-shining-tears]

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[teamironmanforever]

I’m still so salty we did not see Tony at Peggy’s funeral, like yes her relationship with Steve was important and all but Peggy was Howard’s friend after Steve was gone. You can’t tell me she wasn’t there AT ALL while Tony was growing up. You can’t tell me she did not talk to Tony as a child, and a teenager, every time she came to visit. You can’t tell me she wasn’t next to Tony at his parents’ funeral. 

And that’s assuming she was just minimally involved in Tony’s life, but, considering Peggy’s characterization, no one can convince me that she wasn’t heavily involved in the early years of Tony’s life, so FUCK the idea that he wouldn’t be there, paying her a last tribute on the day of her funeral. 

[whitelaws]

[mylittledarebeararchive-deactiv]

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

[lunarriviera]

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set. Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him. Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there. Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using? Interviewer: Bromance? Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance? Interviewer: No, it’s not the same. Jude Law: Why not? Why? Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something. Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

[hamishwatson]

FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK