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[shittyidea]

Having your ex husband give you away at your second wedding

[the-walrus-squad]

I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you are a kid, you can’t wait for your teeth to fall out but as you grow older it becomes your worst nightmare.

[crowley-anthony]

[shencomix]

[lotuxswave]

you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how I want my heart to feel

[thecuretogettingolder-deactivat]

This is the purest post I’ve ever seen

[hijerking]

OK idea:

message me what country you’re from and your 3 favorite things about living there

[hijerking]

why do i bother

[moldavita]

cuties

[sestraoforphanblack]

[comicberks]

Goddamn it. 

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[pawnees]

parks and recreation + text posts | 1/?

[lhightening]

[bratlincelebrini]

you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?

that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.

I fear for my life.

[hotvampireadjacent]

lets have a little fun today lets give a little love away are words that are going to haunt me forever. this is my roanoke.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This sounds like a bot….but what caused it to suddenly activate after a year? What kind of monarch project activation code….??

[hotvampireadjacent]

It was nice knowing you guys….

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Don’t you dare’ sounds normal, but 'do not you dare’ sounds weird to say.

[lydiastlinsks]

best of friends ♡ “I wish I could, but I don’t want to”