I have no life, I need a 1Up

Please call me Plotty~ [23/AroAce/always stressed the hell out] Check my sidebar for my other social media, including my art blog!

[egberts]

glad they made it

[togepipi]

and the other one! h

[togepipi]

homest

[egberts]

[c0rpseductor]

it sucks breasts arent transferable. This is going to sound absurdly egotistical but im genuinely bothered that my boobs are like pretty nice but they are just going to go to waste. like i have way too much physical discomfort and coughing from binding to go that route and don’t particularly want to go with a Betittied Man thing for myself, i do really want top surgery, it’s just like. They’re nice tits and that’s one less pair of nice tits in the world. there are girls hurting for tits right now and im a tit wealthy man. Gods a jester and im in his circus.

[c0rpseductor]

I’m holding hands with both of you. i’m engaging the solidarity.

[catchymemes]

[frostyemma]

EAT THE RICH

[rainywashday]

Wtf

[msfbgraves]

The Rich Moms in Bridge Club were always complaining they couldn’t keep ‘staff’. They asked my mother why turnover at her work and our house was low. She said: “Simple. I pay more than the going rate. I remember birthdays. They get a Christmas bonus, and as much great coffee as they damn well please. Also lunch.”

“-I’m not doing that.”

“Then have fun dusting.”

[anonymoustypewriter]

That’s why I say I’m all for the rich having domestic staff as long as they pay them well and treat them like people. You create good jobs by being willing to pay what things are worth. If you really think cleaning is easy you would do it yourself. If you are paying someone to do it you are admitting by your own reluctance that it is necessary work that is either too difficult, unpleasant, or time consuming for you to perform. Ergo, you pay someone a proper wage for that job. If you have to choose between a pool and paying a proper wage to have someone else clean your house, then you make that choice between having a pool and having a house cleaner. Both are luxuries, and you need to decide which one you want to have if you do not believe you have enough money to accommodate both.

[wolfmoonjournal]

This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

He’s just hanging out 😂

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

there we go

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

This will make sense I promise.

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

lemme just

[legs-are-just-for-show]

I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

[legislacerator]

this post just changed my whole life

[deactivated33534873628732-deact]

i-

[cockyroaches]

Same mood

[leh-sarah]

This was drawn by C. H. Greenblatt. Aka a former storyboard artist for Spongebob and the creator of Chowder

[gay-slime]

From a home on honeydewcraft

[gay-slime]

Y’all better fucking appreciate this it took me 5 hours to do the bricks alone

[lovebiome]

[derpyanimatesstuff]

OH SHOOT ITS A PAINTING NOT A TEXTURE PACK

[chaoticneutralcinnamonroll-deac]

ITS NOT A TEXTURE PACK?!?!

[ranger-lord-deactivated20230823]

This election has me unreasonably stressed.

[libertybill]

How about now?

[unclefather]

Thank god

[stacey-thomas-deactivated201910]

‘I Take Issue’ project- wrote my first graphic novelette! Not something I’d normally say, but I’m super proud of this.

(please excuse the weird layout, it’s formatted for printing rather than internet)

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

I had to reblog this. Because it’s not only beautifully painted, its idea is something that needs to be shared, again and again, so that more people will take their bloody buckets off.

Thank you for making this.

[link-kokiri-hyrule-87]

This is Very powerfull

[buckykingofmemes]

in space, no one can hear you violate workplace safety regulations

[nxgasonic]

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[postmarxed]

We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open?

[darringtonshorthalt]

that last bit isn’t a joke

[politijohn]

[heartsinice-reanimated]

Sailor Moon S, the Movie: Hearts in Ice...Reanimated!

Hello there! My name is Plotty, and this is a new reanimated collab I want to bring to life. I would love for any artists and animators interested to join along!

Here are the rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pq3b9l3K2eCY_av5-Vx70Jc6CT1jmVoJ3iSn5mXxAcs/edit?usp=sharing And the shot list has been completed as well! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D8Rzwo2iY4vt15wQB5fh7ojhS-uHaYg7qdqxe6RIvY4/edit?usp=sharing

The shots are being uploaded in batches! At the time of posting, all of the senshi/scout transformations (aside from Moon and Mini Moon) have been added to the scene drive located in the rules sheet! Please follow the application process if you want to apply!

[anxietyproblem]

[writeouswriter]

When you’re writing and can’t decide on a character’s appearance:

[modgepodgethrowaway]

When you’re reading and they haven’t described the characters