My Annoying Podcast Side Blog

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[thepodblog]

Me screaming in my car:

Brought to you by Anthony Burch

[sexchangedotcom]

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

[aluminumneedles]

I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.

[guerrillatech]

[chromaticabrasions]

oh so you’re just gonna spare his life too? you’re gonna hold him at gunpoint and then let him go too? it’s not just me who you have a homoerotic moment of tension with and then decide to let live?? who else’s life are you sparing huh? just every pretty boy with big pleading eyes do i mean fuxking nothing to you? is our bond nonexistent? you shoulda just shot me. asshole

[whimphony]

Some Enzo, Cyril, & Vandal fanart becasue they are such fantastic little squad and I'm obsessed with ink demons as a concept. A million variations are running through my mind. CMYK printer ink demons, glitter pen ink demons, tattoo ink demons, highlighter ink demons, squid ink demons???? Beautiful possibilties.

[young-replica]

I want to get into an argument and call whoever a peon.

[xtec]

dark souls 2 is the best souls game

[young-replica]

It is PVP wise.

[xtec]

I gave you an underhanded toss and you fouled it

[young-replica]

I am not smart.

[xtec]

yea cuz you’re a fuckin peon

[young-replica]

[eddieseason]

This has probably been noted. However: Eddie is supposed to start his new job in El Paso in a few days, right? Where the cap is sus of people not from the area because the last one he hired skipped out because of his wife.

And WHY WHY WHY would that random info even be included in the first place if not to make the point that this time, when he decides to again take a chance on hiring someone out of town... THAT GUY WILL ALSO HAVE TO TURN THE JOB DOWN LAST MINUTE BECAUSE OF HIS WIFE

[twomystdunstans]

HAPPY SAMMIVERSARY

[lucifer-kane]

oh my god i meant to say something. happy sammiversary. in fact. happy 10th sammiversary........

[thepodblog]

You'll be having a good day and then remember that king falls am exists and was cringe and that we're never going to know how it ends.

[lucifer-kane]

I'm gonna be real with all my criticism of it, I don't really think it's cringe. There's shitty parts of it, but there was also good in there as well. Cringe isn't a word I'd use to describe it at all.

[thepodblog]

When i say cringe I mean the bad stuff. Like genuinely I love and miss the show but like the Walt stuff the Gwendolyn stuff, that's what I mean when I say cringe. Bro rip to jack it's over for him but also like return my son to me.

[lucifer-kane]

oh my god i meant to say something. happy sammiversary. in fact. happy 10th sammiversary........

[thepodblog]

You'll be having a good day and then remember that king falls am exists and was cringe and that we're never going to know how it ends.

[teaboot]

I once heard a quote by a dude named Alan Watts that went “A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So, he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusions” and now when I get trapped in an anxiety spiral that likes to pop in too

[teaboot]

I think the internet might be like this as well actually

[teaboot]

This quote may in fact be the philosophical highbrow equivalent of Bitch Go Touch Grass

[mydemonicas]

everything reminds me of him (middle aged daniel molloy who gets lost in his work, ignoring his wives and daughters, but can't find anything to fill the void of loneliness generated by something he doesn't even remember)

[greenofrain]

Do we have any predictions for the title of the next episode? Depending on how things shake out, I think "Happiness is a Warm Gun" could go crazy.

[fixation-station4]

How I’m feeling after DnDads s3 ep 22 😳😬

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

dndads really is an incredible podcast bc it starts out as haha dick joke but now i can't hear the s2 theme without feeling physically ill

[transformersweatpants]

I open tumblr. I see countless posts of concern about the content warning of ep 22 of The Peachyville Horror.

I open Patreon. I hit play on an episode with enough Tom Clancy references that a drinking game of it could kill an adult grizzly. Other Stuff happens. The episode is titled “Clancy meeting you here”. It is Tuesday.