GreenOfRain

I am the Low Rider. #1 Ranked Pac-Man Player worldwide.

[darkspaceboytoy]

Don’t even have a funny comment this one just resonated with me.

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i'm still not over the herring smeagol national security leak. can we circle back to that

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HELP the babykillers are after me

gosh i wonder which missile components testing site is down the street from an irs building in utah. (i'm not going to say it. but i am going to say "quit your job before somebody sends this to your boss and they check the issue date on your driver's license")

[foreveriallyzombified]

i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

[foreveriallyzombified]

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[greenofrain]

People will see computer generated slop and call it hype moments and aura

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[sailatina3]

[squish-o-blair]

They call it Star Fox 64 because they remake it 64 times

[kibumkim]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[thewustywab]

GOODBYE

[ladyshinga]

[nameless-sdk]

[sourcreammachine]

[dogpuppy]

[footlongdingledong]

love having evil knowledge and remembering things. the asgore truck gif and the among us twerking gif are rotoscoped from the same movie

[chickenwaffles17]

OH GREAT

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

My mum's superpower is responding to a "that looks like genitalia" joke with "?? yours maybe 🤨" making it instantly not funny. She's not a "Yes And" she's a "No Stop And You've Never Seen A Vagina In Your Life And I'm Going To Imply That You Have A Weird Vagina"

[unpeeled-human]

FROM THIS

[greenofrain]

I'm still thinking about "I would do great in any high school." Joe Gleason has such a beautiful mind. 30ish year old man btw