ThePoisonedGuy

I am sick and tired of these motherfuckers telling me to spill my tea

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you put a lasanga on top of a lasanga, its still 1 lasanga

[thepoisonedguy]

If you put one bleach on top of my eyes, I'd still wish I'd never saw this

[thepoisonedguy]

I can't sleep, which means it's time to drowsily browse Tumblr and cry about how I can't sleep

[thepoisonedguy]

First post of the new year bitches!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

contenders for post of the decade? 

[thepoisonedguy]

This one right here bitches!!!

[pukicho]

Gen z kids be like “hmmm today I will listen to Jack Stauber - Buttercup”

[thepoisonedguy]

Acurate

[thepoisonedguy]

I got a shirt for Christmas! Ignore the everything else!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*my extremely muscled biceps holds up this sucker:*

I’M NOT TECHNICALLY CERTAIN WHAT A VIBE CHECK IS BUT BOY HOWDY WE’RE ABOUT TO IMPROVISE A MEDICAL DEFINITION 

[thepoisonedguy]

Oh so fucking Gaud they can vibe check

[thepoisonedguy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*my extremely muscled biceps holds up this sucker:*

I’M NOT TECHNICALLY CERTAIN WHAT A VIBE CHECK IS BUT BOY HOWDY WE’RE ABOUT TO IMPROVISE A MEDICAL DEFINITION 

[thepoisonedguy]

Oh so fucking Gaud they can vibe check

[ladysaytenn]

PSA

Don’t have sex.

[thepoisonedguy]

Fine by me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how many bone do i have?

[thepoisonedguy]

You get 4 bone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The tv shows I watched as a kid strongly led me to believe I'd have an arch nemesis by now

[freohrweohnatakausta]

Your arch nemesis is yourself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The tv shows I watched as a kid led me to believe I’d have a more competent arch nemesis 

[thepoisonedguy]

*cough cough*

*slides over resume*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why u no have anonymous ask

f e a r

[thepoisonedguy]

There is nothing to fear but fear itself

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

[thebatbaes]

I’m literally shaking as I write this

President Sebastián Piñera just declared Chile at “state of emergency” over the riots that are taking place in Santiago.

This means that the police, military and special forces are no longer subject to our constitution’s laws; they can legally violate our human rights without getting any punishment.

Guys, I’m scared. They’re torturing people and a student is already missing. They’re throwing tear gas grenades directly at people, shooting teens and college students, hitting and hurting anyone who happens to be on the streets. They apparently killed two college students already.

Please, please don’t let this get swept under the rug.

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[idekwtf-is-happening]

For anyone who doesn’t know what’s happening in Chile right now

[nikomorti]

ok fuck it..since the only way i might have a chance to get your attention for the country i am from and where i am @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​  dude we used to be brothers and now i need your help..please help me spread what’s going on in my country

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[nikomorti]

dudes you fcukers LISTEN TO US !! IS EASY…KEEP AN EYE ON US WE ARE NOT OK..WHAT WE NEED IS WITNESSES..WE NEED THE WORLD WATCHING i am talking things like COPS driving 5 buses(that where out of circulation) on of the main streets of Santiago and setting the on fire so the military have a fucking reason to call curfew…they did this while the center of santiago was filled with cops and soldiers….and they blame the citizens …we are not happy and we are not ok i ask my followers to keep an eye on me..you know guys i post  and reblog daily…and there’s no reason i will stop because i have all my bills paid and everything i have to blog is working and it shouldn’t stop

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey tumblr! This is happening NOW, share if you can!

[thepoisonedguy]

Spread the word

[thepoisonedguy]

I'm still waiting for that box of knives

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry but I don't do commissions, you're just gonna have to kill me yourself

[thepoisonedguy]

I'm going to use this comeback for the rest of my life

[i-am-a-fish]

hey everyone, people are starting a rumor that I'm "lesbophobic" to try and make me shut down, I've posted so many lesbian rights posts and have so much respect for lesbians but I've been dealing with these rumors for a whole year now. I can't make them stop and it me hurts so much that I can't make posts about respecting lesbians anymore without people saying I'm lying. I don't know what to do

[thepoisonedguy]

Just keep supporting lesbian rights. Quitting is just giving them what they want. You can say

Lesbian Rights

all you want

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Oh? 👀👀👀

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

oh

[thepoisonedguy]

Take it off