[yzma voice] pull the lever kronk

hi

[raygeigrr]

Rewatched Death Note recently 🖤

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[frayue]

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[pillowspace]

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest

[uptownthots]

that post where someone says lesbians are over represented in media and all the examples were kids cartoons. lol

[userdoesnotexistintable]

I mean, cartoons are the only media that ever mattered to me… so yeah?

[uptownthots]

this is a really embarrassing addition to be making at 40 years old unfortunately

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

[parkchanwoohoo]

Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn't care for it

Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene

[tricky-pockets]

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[parkchanwoohoo]

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[a-bad-case-of-the-stephs]

Quick other BW the road home batgirl thought: I know logically this needed to be said to make the Bruce Wayne the road home Oracle issue work in context but it’s absolutely laughable to me that stephanie brown after her big emancipatory speech about no longer being a ‘pawn in one of [bruces] games’ and a direct reference to his instructing her to “try to make tim a better hero” through That particular mind game going incredibly poorly that Steph would agree to participate in yet another Bruce Wayne Batman Mind Game ™️ , especially one related to secret identities and Bruce’s status and assessing the validity of another hero she greatly respects. Sorry I don’t believe you. After all that?? She snitched IMMEDIATELY. Not only is she just not playing those sorts of games - and certainly not for BATMAN of all people after EVERYTHING - she’s just not doing that to Babs. Sorry Bruce this is straight up cope. She lied to your face and texted Babs 5 minutes later.

[epicsause-official]

hate when i get a password wrong and the browser goes "heyyyy :) do you want me to save those credentials you entered :)" like i am already humiliated why must you rub salt into that wound firefox

[tikihoneybee]

swap LLCC

[miozies]

LILA: THEY SUIT YOU WELL

All I can think about after watching secret protocol-

[toskarin]

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold