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Dialogue Prompt 17

"I know, I bet you cast a spell and made the Oak trees talk and tell you where it was didn't you?"

"Don't be ridiculous nobody can make trees talk. At least not Oak trees, they're terribly dull."

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Dialogue Prompt 16

Person A: You ought to be thanking her.

Person B: *To person C* Thank you, my Lady.

Person A: Properly not with that derisive tone.

Person B: That was properly.

Person A: I beg to differ.

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Dialogue Prompt 15

"This quest will not be without peril."

"That is nothing new. You and I cannot even eat lunch without peril."

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Dialogue Prompt 14

"Sometimes people ask questions that don't matter."

"Why?"

"Well, you know, it makes conversation."

"Yes, that's what I was afraid of."

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Dialogue Prompt 13

"Do you stay up at night just to think of ways to drive me batty?"

"Oh, I don't have to. It just sort of comes naturally. "

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Dialogue Prompt 12

"Will you please just say what's on your mind. It's unnerving when you're this quiet, usually there's not a single unexpressed thought."

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Dialogue Prompt 11

"You did that on purpose."

“Oh, yes, I know the secret language of the corgis. I ordered the dog to yank the lead from my hand and then, since I have the second sight, I knew that you were standing right here by the Serpentine, so then I said to the dog—through our powerful mind-to-mind connection, since he was much too far away to hear my voice at this point—to change his direction, head for you, and topple you into the lake.”

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Dialogue Prompt 10

"When we get out of here we need to work on your optimism."

"If we get out of here."

"See? That's exactly what I mean."

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Dialogue Prompt 9

"I assume you have a plan for if we're found here?"

"Yes, same plan as always. Panic and make something up."

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Dialogue Prompt 8

"What is wrong with your mouth?"

"I'm smiling, people like smiling."

"Please stop. It's creepy."

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Dialogue Prompt 7

"You always get into trouble if I leave you alone too long."

"I think you'll find it's the other way around."

"Who just saved who?"

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Dialogue Prompt 5

"It doesn't do to speculate before we have all the facts."

"You always speculate."

"Nonsense, I make wild guesses. It's completely different."

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Dialogue Prompt 4

"______, what is that thing?"

"How am I supposed to know? Why does everyone keep asking me?"

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Dialogue Prompt 3

"I hope you know what you're doing."

"So do I."

"I really wish you wouldn't say things like that."

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Dialogue Prompt 2

"You expect me to believe that?"

"No, not particularly but it was worth a shot."

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Dialogue Prompt 1

"Thinking like that is what makes you a criminal."

"No, it's what makes me a survivor and someday you're going to wish you were too."