Jauffrey

[theproshippingproblem]

Woahhh Hello and Welcome to my account!!

You can call me either, Tommy or Jauffrey.

I am a selfshipper, darkshipper, and profiction. I would love to hear about your ships. (to get that outta the way)

I get no bitches, no huzz, and due to being schizophrenic I can't keep friendships very well without weirding people out which is mostly why I'm turning here

I really like Dream SMP. Not the content creators but the characters. I like role-playing, I like reading fanfics, I like writing. As long as it has to do with dsmp I'll probably consume it

If we share an f/o, with very much love, DNI. Just so our attachments don't collide, lol.

I am not a child. Mdni, very kindly.

Please feel free to dm me, I do not bite, I will just flood your ask boxes with funny haikus

If you aren't a civil anti dni, I assure you I won't interact either because I like to respect boundaries :3 (my discord user is 'theproshipperproblem')

/// @prodecor for the "this user won't hate you" userbox and the "this user is darkship" userbox. @shotatsuki for the blinking userboxes!! Irl friend for the "this fictionkin" box. Thank them for these gorgeous Lil userboxes!!! :3

[theproshippingproblem]

[aceonpoppy]

teacher/student bowspam anyone?

[greenboygroomer]

C!Tommy, who is a firm believer in his attraction to women, straight as an arrow, is left questioning and dealing with self-directed homophobia after sex with dream or something.

-cuckchairanon

bahah. yes. and of course dream doesn't give a damn if tommy is even into men or what, straight or gay dream's still using him as the boyhole fleshlight he is, no matter *how* much he protests that he isn't gay.

[theproshippingproblem]

Making a Discord account. Embracing my proshipper roots

[theproshippingproblem]

Making out with oomfs on here, btw. This is not optional. It is mandatory for my services.

[theproshippingproblem]

I hate chasers. I am not a fetish, bro...I am not a kink, dude....

🤑🤑🤑😝😝😝😝

[tombur-rpf]

drunk older cousin wilbur x mentally ill tommy desperate for attention . . . everytime they see eachother wilbur gets more and more sexual with tommy, eventually ending up with the two in wilbur's bedroom at a family gathering, tommy riding him while trying desperately to muffle the sounds, knowing their family was right outside

[justpoppystuff]

Toxic pigprime headcanons <3

-T3chn0 branded his initials onto T0mmy’s chest, telling him it was to cover up the smiley face that was already there to help him forget.

-T3chn0 likes to bring up how T0mmy’s friends tried to kill him to guilt trip him into not leaving.

-T0mmy ‘consents’ to sex with T3chno, thinking that he won’t be defiled by Dr34m anymore if he willingly gave up his body to someone who could fix him. T3chn0 only spurs on this thought process.

-There are no physical bruises, cuts, or any other signs of abuse. Just the lingering threat of being given back to Dr34m if T0mmy doesn’t comply to T3chn0’s every wish.

-If T3chn0 isn’t able to get T0mmy to comply to his orders, he locks T0mmy in a closet and enjoys the way the kid screams his throat raw and claws at the door with bloody fingernails. When he finally lets T0mmy out, he cradles him in his arms as he shakes and sobs out apologies, telling him this wouldn’t happen if T0mmy would just behave.

-T0mmy tried to run away once but was quickly caught by T3chn0, who chained him to the bed, telling T0mmy it was for his own good

-T3chn0 likes to cut T0mmy’s skin during sex and lick the blood from the wounds.

-Most of T0mmy’s meals are drugged with weakness potion, making him sluggish and unable to think on his own, let alone try to escape.

-T3chn0 adores the sight of T0mmy shaky and teary-eyed, his golden hair a mess with T3chn0’s claiming marks covering the boy’s pale skin when having his fun with him.

-T3chno is very judgement towards T0’mmy, constantly belittling him for every little thing, and saying how T0mmy’s habits annoy him, or T0mmy’s certain way of doing things is stupid.

[theproshippingproblem]

AAAA, thanks to the person who reblogged this. We will be smashing because seeing this is perfection

[greenboygroomer]

Ahem

C!TOMMY AND C!DREAM HAVING VIOLENT SEX IN A FOREST WHERE THEY ARE HIGHLY LIKELY TO GET CAUGHT IF ONE OF THEM ISNT QUIET ENOUGH.

that's all!!

i'll do you one better, anon...

dream keeping tommy quiet with the threat of a blade against his pretty little throat. :) 'cause he knows that little brat is gonna squeal like a pig the minute things get "too intense" for him... and why spoil such good fun?

[theproshippingproblem]

You get it.

[greenboygroomer]

ofc i do. lets kiss with tongue

[theproshippingproblem]

Bet

[theproshippingproblem]

Professor!dream student!Tommy sex for homework au or something...

[greenboygroomer]

Ahem

C!TOMMY AND C!DREAM HAVING VIOLENT SEX IN A FOREST WHERE THEY ARE HIGHLY LIKELY TO GET CAUGHT IF ONE OF THEM ISNT QUIET ENOUGH.

that's all!!

i'll do you one better, anon...

dream keeping tommy quiet with the threat of a blade against his pretty little throat. :) 'cause he knows that little brat is gonna squeal like a pig the minute things get "too intense" for him... and why spoil such good fun?

[theproshippingproblem]

You get it.