Sahhhh Dude🤙🏻

Just that turtle in the sky, flying in your mind

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Yo since we finna die anyway, anyone up for Area 51 Raid 2: Electric Boogaloo

[thepsychedelicturtle]

I’m single because no one can match my crackhead energy

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[watercolourferns]

….I’m 31… and sleep wih two stuffed animals… because more can’t fit in the bed…

[bazzpop]

I sleep with a big ass teddy bear, a cute smiling cloud pillow, 10 pillows surrounding me, AND IM PROUD

[xgh0stiex]

I still have every stuffed animal that I was ever given or that I ever bought as a child.

All of them sit on my bed.

My favorite is a bunny that I’ve had since I was two. Her name is Bunny (I was real creative)

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Rasputin and Micheal Cera are the same person don’t even @ me.

[thepsychedelicturtle]

I totally understand the #MeToo movement. It’s awesome! But men need something too. Men get raped, sexually assaulted and abused. I’m not saying that every man will speak up if they had a hashtag, but I damnwell know more would speak up if they knew they weren’t alone. #MenToo

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Y’all this motto motto meme gives me life. It was funny when I was 7. It’s funny now. Reduce reuse recycle

[thepsychedelicturtle]

What did they do before the song “Stayin’ Alive” came out? Did people just not do CPR? Did people just die??

[dbhincorrectquotesandheadcanons]

Nines: Hank, tell Connor about the birds and the bees

Hank, sweating: Um… they’re disappearing at an alarming rate

Nines: Hank, no

[90stvqueen]

WHEN HARRY THOUGHT IT WAS HIS DAD WHO CONJURED THE PATRONUS BUT THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY HIM AND HE HAD TO SAVE HIMSELF LITERALLY AND ESSENTIALLY BECOME HIS OWN FATHER FIGURE I MEAN IT’S SO OBVIOUS, ISN’T IT, THAT HARRY IS NEVER GOING TO HAVE A FATHER FIGURE OTHER THAN HIMSELF. SIRIUS, REMUS, DUMBLEDORE, EVERYONE WHO COULD POSSIBLY HELP HIM TRANSITION INTO MANHOOD, THEY ALL DIE. AND THAT’S WHY, AT THE END, WHEN DUMBLEDORE CALLS HARRY A “BRAVE, BRAVE MAN” AFTER HE’S SACRIFICED HIMSELF, IT IS SO SIGNIFICANT. BECAUSE HARRY IS A MAN, AND YEAH, HE GOT SOME HELP ON THE WAY, BUT HE HAS ALSO HELPED HIMSELF AND SAVED HIMSELF AND TAUGHT HIMSELF. HE HAS BRAVED HIS TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD WITHOUT ONE SOLID FATHER FIGURE TO HELP HIM ALONG, AND HE HAS GROWN UP.

[parkkjiminies]

My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole month for another random burst of motivation to do the thing ya feel

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Have y’all ever gotten so stressed out that you can feel ur pulse in ur clit and u almost cum because same and it’s amazing but also stressful as fuck

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Don’t tell me I’m the only one who has no clue what the hell Roma is

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Ted Bundy probably would have loved the attention he’s getting from his Netflix series and I hate that

[thepsychedelicturtle]

If they bring the dead Mars rover back to Earth

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Connor: 28 sTAB WOUNDS

[thepsychedelicturtle]

Unpopular Opinion

Jelly Belly ain’t shit compared to normal jelly beans. Those big pink ones mmmmmmm and the orange bitches mhmmmmmm

[thepsychedelicturtle]

If social media was popular when I was younger, I would’ve made my siblings famous with all the stupid shit I said as a kid