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indie sans the skeleton from undertale + various aus | selective | multiverse

[thepunnybones]

Hi there, welcome to my Sans blog - ThePunnyBones - This is an independant, private and selective account. I roleplay as both canon sans and various aus. This account is a reboot of my previous sideblog from years ago, please ensure you read my rules to ensure we can both have a fun rp experience!

Activity will be here and there as I set things up, please be patient with me. I will try to be around as much as possible as I’m looking to return and get comfy in the tumblr RPC but it may take me some time to readjust.  All icon, promo, theme and header art I use is my own, some more dated than others so the quality of artwork may fluctuate until I get the chance to update them all completely. 

Useful links:  [Ask] - [Rules] - [Verses] Other accounts: Oc multi- @unyieldingcreativity​  Bucky Barnes- @reclaimedasset​​ 

[amischiefofmuses]

Indie Multimuse - OC and Canon - Semi-Selective - Private 15+ years experience - Written by Magpie Includes canon muses from;; Stranger Things, BBC Sherlock, BBC Ghosts, Marvel, The Owl House, Star Wars, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe and more!! And oc muses with the following themes;; Fantasy, superheroes, gods, aliens - also includes ocs based on Homestuck, The Owl House, Invader Zim and Sanders Sides!!

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[thepunnybones]

Okay so I promise that I am intending on coming back and I will reply to all threads when I do return, whether or not other people respond is entirely down to them. Currently I’m working on desperately trying to move, sort out my finances, ect. otherwise I could end up homeless and tbh that takes priority over writing. I might be able to get some replies done when I’m not stressed af but god knows I don’t know when that’ll be.

[thepunnybones]

jardinae​:

     ˗ˏˋ꒰❤️꒱ * THE HOPEFUL MARIGOLD .┊ ❝ golly !   there’s an aquarium underground too ?  ❞ THEY KICK THEIR FEET ━ wiggling them out of sheer excitement .   THEIR fascination in this strange new domain grew ten-fold ,  ❝ can we really?    i  wanna go !  ❞

     ❀❤️ * MARIGOLD’S BOUQUET┊THEIR GOLDEN EYES RIVALED THE SUN’S SHINING RAYS  ━ They tapped the counter much more melodically , such a news blossomed a jovial reaction ; they were happier than a man who had just won the lottery , all under the mere prospect of adventure .    WHILE the monster worried about the days to come, Marigold excitedly waited for the tomorrow they would spend time with the skeleton brothers , still fully unaware of the underground’s plight .   

     ❀❤️┊THE CHILL OF THE OUTSIDE FINALLY CATCHES UP TO THE CHILD  ━ they sneeze , a nearby glass filled with liquid freezing up at the reaction .   FOR a moment , the child’s joy instantly vanishes , they hurriedly push the glass out of view, hoping that Sans hadn’t caught their blunder .   THEY switch back to a bright smile , hoping to erase any suspicions as the pair continued to wait for their orders . 

     ˗ˏˋ꒰❤️꒱ * THE HOPEFUL MARIGOLD .┊ ❝ does the underground have fish monsters ? mermaids ?  ❞ THEY ask again after a brief moment of silence . 

      ❝ of course kid, it'll be nice to take a day off just to relax, cause y'know, i don't get that enough.❞ As much of a joke as that was it'd be nice to get away, he wasn't sure when he'd last gone to the city and that had always been for specific reasons, he'd never just explored for the sake of exploring. Maybe it'd be good for him as much as it would be for Papyrus and the kid. Drawn from his thoughts as the kid sneezed, the frozen glass didn't go unnoticed and neither did the kid's attempt to hide it. Huh. Well that was INTERESTING to say the least. Humans knew spells once upon a time, they'd used magic to make the barrier but from what he'd seen from the ones that fell before Marigold they'd had no ability for it any longer. Perhaps it was a lost art this particular one was privvy to? He'd been about to ask when the food finally arrived, grillby placing their plates on the bar in front of them, cutting him off before he could speak. Maybe it was a question for when they were somewhere safe and alone, he didn't want other monsters knowing about their abilities if that was actually what had just happened. Schooling his curious and intrigued expression back to a smile, he carried on as though nothing happened, only turning to offer grillby an appreciative nod as he placed the hot chocolate with three marshmallows beside the kid's plate.       ❝ there's definitely fish monsters, not sure if we have what humans call mermaids but you never know. for now lets get this finished so we can get some rest for the big day tomorrow, yeah?❞

[thepunnybones]

spookyscientistskeleton​:

‘I’ve got time.’

The hour was late, and the clientele dwindling. Grillby glanced up briefly to give a parting nod to the dogs as they dipped out the front door, the incoming rush of cold air from the outside scattering the flames above his head for a moment before they steadied themselves again. He wasn’t too far yet from closing time, but–he’d already resolved that however Sans needed to talk, he would be here. 

It was an uncommon thing, for his friend and longtime regular to open up about what was going on in his head. What was really going on, behind the sharp puns and practiced nonchalance. He had a feeling that whatever these problems were, they ran deep. Deeper, certainly, than a heart-to-heart with the neighborhood barkeep could resolve. But if it would bring him a little relief, if it would help Sans sleep a little easier tonight, then that was more than worth it.

He listened patiently as his friend spoke. He couldn’t guess as to what awful shit meant in this context, but it was clear that it was something that had him deeply haunted.

‘That… must feel very isolating,’ he said, as he started to wipe down the grill with a rag. ‘How long has this been going on?’

(He had no way of knowing, of course–just how complicated of a question that really was.)

Sans listened quietly as Grillby replied, avoiding looking at the fire elemental as though acknowledging him would make it all too REAL, all too much. Once upon a time he'd wanted to be close friends with this man, talk things of substance rather than offer nothing but jokes and quips but losing friends once is hard enough - it would be harder still to lose them again and again. He'd grown distant over resets, all of the warmth in his interactions had pittered out to practiced lines that he knew would earn a positive response, keep people smiling so they'd not notice anything was wrong.       ❝ i don't know.❞ Part of him wanted to apologize for wasting Grillby's time, to get up and walk out to pretend none of what was said ever happened but now that he'd started talking about it - knowing Grillby would at least listen even if he wouldn't believe a word of what was said - he wasn't sure he'd be able to stop thinking about the 'what ifs' if he were to just walk away.       ❝ it's like a time loop grillbz, and sometimes good things happen, sometimes it's just makin' friends and a happy endin' but other times?-❞ He shook his head, falling silent at that part, even spilling his proverbial guts like this he wasn't ready to discuss what happened in those darker timelines. Sans knew how it already sounded, he'd not be surprised if Grillby thought he'd lost his mind or something of the sort and he had no idea how he'd prove otherwise or if he even wanted to. Perhaps it would be for the best if Grillby simply humored him and continued with his peaceful barkeep life with no concern of impending reset that was bound to happen eventually.

[thepunnybones]

expressiveillustration​:

“I think we’d still have time, even if you took a little rest! We could go to my house- oh and make tacos! Do you like tacos?” While surprising the human would be fun, it could wait. Plus, he wanted to get to know his new friend. Well.. now that he thought about it he didn’t know this skeleton’s name. Would it be odd to ask now? Hm.. he thought maybe once they saw the human later he could learn his name.

The buzzing around Error seemed to grow louder as Blue talked about taking a rest, his irritation manifesting in fizzling static but he had to remind himself not to let his ANGER get the best of him. In the long run, this GAME would be more fun if he could get Blue to trust him. And if everything went wrong? Well, he'd leave before reset and come back to try next time. He could take as many tries as he needed - well, as many as he could TOLERATE.       ❝ fįné. we͟'lĺ ́t́a͏ke ̸a̵ b̕re̷ak.̷❞ Since he already knew where they were headed, he turned and began walking toward Blue's house, expression a little sour. At least this could really be a chance to earn Blue's trust, it'd make forcing him to fight his brother all the more HILARIOUS. A real show.       ❝ wh͞at́ k̵in͞d̡ ́of taco̵s a͜re̢ yǫu͞ g͝o͜ǹna͡ ͝mak̨é?҉ i͝ dǫn̢'̨t ͟re͢mem͜b̸er ̷the̢ ́l͠àst ti̛m̴e i̶ ͜a͞t̴e̢ s̕o̴met́hi͟n' ̡l̸ike th͜a͘t͠.̧❞

[thepunnybones]

expressiveillustration​:

“Souls? You mean.. killing humans is one of the only ways out?” Imperium sorta just, slumped back into the sofa. He forced a smile on his face, trying not to cry. Why was there constant violence no matter where he went? He was getting real tired of the killing and the fighting, he thought by now it’d be over.

“Yeah.. okay we can do that. Maybe I’ll be able to help.” He took a shaky breath and rubbed his eyes to prevent any tears. This was a lot, a whole group of people was trapped underground. Another war caused by humans, honestly that bit was nothing new. God, Mori was going to be so worried.. “I- sorry..”

      ❝ monster souls just aren't strong enough, humans knew that when they trapped us down here.❞ While he was good at making a joke of things to lighten a situation, even he knew now was NOT the right time for something like that. Instead he sat himself next to the fae, a tentative hand reached over to give him a few supportive pats on the back - god he was bad at this.       ❝ lets try to be optimistic, yeah? we don't know if maybe you could just pass through the barrier. never had a fae trapped down here.❞ It was a reach and he knew that, the power it would take to simply walk through the barrier would be immense and judging from what he'd seen from the kid's soul, it would be a surprise if it had that kind of power hidden in there. But if there was a chance, they'd take it.       ❝ you take some time to calm down, then we'll head to the hotlands to see alphys, get her expert opinion.❞

[thepunnybones]

Sorry I vanished after saying I was gonna be active, life decided to throw drama this direction and I was helping handle it with one of my besties, thankfully it all seems to be in hand now and we can finally breathe. Which means I’ll be trying to get replies done today among other things. Glad to be back. Threads: 4 Asks: 1 Starters: 0

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[thepunnybones]

expressiveillustration​:

Blue jolted back out of surprise by his new friend’s sudden anger. Oh no, he hadn’t meant to upset him! At least he knew now no touching this friend, personal space was important, Blue just tended to forget that completely. “I’m so so sorry! I had no idea, but that’s no excuse. Are you okay?” That buzzing sound didn’t sound like a good thing, not at all. Blue needed to help him, he caused this and needed to right it again. Keeping his distance, he’d make his attempt at calming his glitching buddy. “Hey, friend- Maybe we should wait til you’re a little calmer, and THEN see the human? Again, I’m so very sorry for grabbing you without asking first. That wasn’t right for me to do!”

Error seemed to freeze up for a moment as Blue asked him if he was alright, the unfamiliarity of such kindness felt uncomfortable, he'd almost think PATRONISING if not for the fact that this particular Sans was too much like Papyrus for something like that. Still, it gave him enough of a pause for him to get some semblance of control back over his glitching.       ❝ i'͡m͢ ̵FI̕N͝E̡.̡ ͜it͘'̴ş ̵no̷t̸ a b͢ig deal.̡❞ He muttered, rubbing at his wrist that had been touched before simply shoving that hand into his hoodie pocket. As immediately sparked to anger as he was, he was also quick to cool off and he didn't need this little outburst getting in the way of him grabbing the Human, he couldn't be sure what would happen if the timeline was RESET while he was in it and honestly wasn't looking to find out.      ❝ lets̨ ̛j̶u̶s͟t҉ ͡f͟orget it ha̸p̵pe͜ne̢d, w̵e d̶on̴'t͘ wa͝nt ̨t͝o ́r͘ui͞n̵ ̕the ͜S̶UR҉PR͘I̛S̵E͡ ̶ri̶g͞h͝t? ❞

[thepunnybones]

expressiveillustration​:

He paused for a bit, waiting for the joke.. this was just a bad joke right? Imperium stared at Sans for a few seconds, just waiting. Oh god, he isn’t kidding around. His face dropped, and he started to visibly panic. “No- no no no! There has to be a way out- I fell down here, m-maybe we can get out that way? Climb back up and–” His voice cracked a bit, he knew that there wasn’t much of a chance of getting through that way. There really had to be a way out- he wouldn’t have it any other way. “What if we get the strongest people down here to break it? Maybe breaking this magic barrier in a different way?” He wasn’t even talking to Sans at this point, more so just stumbling over himself, trying to think of a way out. There had to be a way, there just had to be, or else he’d never get to see Mori or Tenera– He didn’t even wanna give that a second thought, he WAS going to see them again and help these people trapped.

The panic was expected but that didn't mean Sans knew how to deal with it. How could you possibly reassure someone when you KNEW there was nothing that could change it, that there was no chance they'd be seeing their family or friends again?       ❝ i don't think you understand, it's a magical barrier that no one has been able to break, not without the power of seven human souls and uh.. we only have six.❞ As much as he wanted to avoid talking about the Humans that had already been killed, Imperium would find out sooner or later from another Monster, it was for the best he'd learn about it here so Sans could squash any stupid ideas about using them. There was a chance that his soul would be equal to that of the Humans, that with his soul and the other six they'd be able to break through but what if that wasn't the case. What if his 'Fae' soul wasn't strong enough? If he absorbed those souls and it didn't work, Monsters would lose hope - they would need those souls back. It simply wasn't a risk they could take.       ❝ look, you can stay here until we figure things out, yeah? we can talk to dr. alphys, see what she thinks about your chance of helpin' break the barrier. if she thinks its worth a shot, i'll take her word on it.❞

[startshxtwithme]

What is the cutest headcanon you have for my muse?

[unyieldingcreativity]

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[thepunnybones]

15, 17, 31

SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN || ACCEPTING

15. what’s your OTP when it comes to your muse?

I have a lot of ships I enjoy with Sans but my biggest is probably Soriel, there’s just something so sweet about the two of them slowly getting crushes on eachother while telling jokes through the door. It just makes my heart all warm and fuzzy. c:

17. what’s your BROTP when it comes to your muse?

I really love the idea of Sans and Asgore being close because of his position as judge, kinda leaning on eachother and able to discuss the hatred of having to kill the humans - but my all time favourite is actually Sans and Alphys. I love the idea of those two nerds just rambling about science, discussing theories, tinkering with things. Just nerd besties.

31. do you have a favorite memory when it comes to rping a ship?

Hmmmm, not really??? I find it hard to get into ships with people because I’m a v slow burn kinda person, I like it to form naturally but unfortunately often that means the rps kinda pitter out before it ever gets to that point. I really would like to do some shippy stuff with people eventually though.

[thepunnybones]

do you have a pet peeve when it comes to shipping?

SHIPPING QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN || ACCEPTING

3. do you have a pet peeve when it comes to shipping?

I think my biggest pet peeve when it comes to shipping is when people ignore character traits just to make a ship work better or to make a ship work at all. One example, specifically in the Undertale fandom, is what they do with Ink and Error. Canonically Error has a phobia of being touched, he isn’t gonna be all smoochy and hand-holding with someone - especially not with an alternate version that protects AUs, the very thing he tries to destroy. He especially wouldn’t be having kids with that person, which essentially would be creating more AU stuff.  Idk, I just don’t like character breaking for the sake of shipping, it makes the ship feel ingeniune and forced imo. I have no problem with other people enjoying it, to each their own, but I personally don’t enjoy it.

[melamemea]

canon questionare.

questions best asked for those who portray canon characters, and for those who’d like to get to know the author behind said canons better.

What made you pick up this character?

How did you get into this franchise/fandom?

What’s the best thing about the show/series/books/comics/etc.?

What’s the worst thing about the show/series/books/comics/etc.?

What’s the best thing about the fandom?

What’s the worst thing about the fandom?

What’s the best thing about the canon you are writing?

What’s the worst thing about the canon you are writing?

Have you tweaked the character from canon? If so, what did you tweak?

Would you say that your portrayal is canon divergent or not? 

Are there some things you dislike about how the show/series/etc. portray the character you have picked up? If so, what?

What would you say is the most unique trait about your character?

Are there any other characters from the franchise you’d like to play?

Are there some characters from the franchise you can’t stand? 

What are your thoughts on the canon ships for the character, if any?

What is your personal ship bias for your canon character?

Are there any ships you can’t stand, why?

How long have you been writing the character?

Should people get into the franchise your writing from, yes or no?

If you could sum up your character with one sentence, what would it be?

Which song do you feel describes your character the most and why?

[thepunnybones]

Finally got some decent pics of myself that aren’t like a year old, still waiting for my hair to grow out a little because it’s shorter than I like but just gotta be patient about that. Recently also decided I’m gonna live my edgy aesthetic I’ve always wanted since I was young, think I pull it off p well.