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For God so loved the world that He sent His one and only Son to die for your mean neighbor and your crazy roommate and the picketing bigot and the racist blogger and your gay friend and all the politicians and our crazy parents and the pastor down the street and the uptight religious folk and the girl at work you can’t stand, because Jesus didn’t just die for the people you like, but for people like you and me.

#love this #thank you jacob

radicalseabies

i just saw a performance of the lion king stage show and it was great and when zazu was singing in his cage for scar and scar asked him to sing something with a little more bounce to it, instead of singing “its a small world after all” he started to sing “let it go” from frozen as scar screamed NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

#frozen #the best jokes

disneydailly

toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j

This is like a round of cards against humanity

violent-darts

And if it were me, Ragetti totally won that hand.

sashayed

like, no offense to other people, but the people who read this blog are the best people on the planet.

gigglesforotakus

like50breadsticks

I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.

professorsparklepants

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

jenesaispourquoi

the prof asks the important questions.

unbucaneve-deactivated20160619

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

pilgrimkitty

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

porangpuddingkup

A little bit late, but my family did a group Team Rocket cosplay for Halloween this year starring my dad as Giovanni and my mother, brother, and me as grunts :)