Truth, Properly Manipulated

True Neutral

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Ok friends it’s hiatus time. 

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[shaneplays]

Dungeon Module SN1 Sharknado by Gary Gygax An Adventure For All Character Levels That Are Fated To Die

[lostboy-life]

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

[lostboy-life]

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

[heterokatedison]

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

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[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

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Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

You know what should happen in Incredibles 2?

A familiar scene opens up before us with Frozone in his living room, clicking the button on the remote to bring out his super suit. As expected, it’s not there, and just as expected, he begins his legendary spiel.

“HoneEEEEY, WHERE’S M-” he’s cut off as his super suit is flung at his face from off screen.

There’s a cut and now you’re viewing a colorful feminine figure appearing in the hallway.

“I ain’t gonna let you go out without me this time.” Frozone’s wife says, in full superheroine garb, snapping her fingers to produce a few small electric sparks around her hands.

[champaign-daddy]

Share the frick outta dis so the disnay company can see this.

[c0ffeekitten]

SUPER MEGA ULTRA LIGHTNING BABE

[exwing]

i cant believe this really happened

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roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

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[1-800-dracula]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[elaiichi]

THE ENTIRE FAMILY

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Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

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[blacberries]

my mom sent this text when i was late for our breakfast date and it sounds like text posts tht yall make

[dutchster]

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you

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bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.