BisasterVille

bookworm, in way too many fandoms, fangirl, she/her, bisexual

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Achilles the arrogant asshole

There was this one time in my Latin class, where we talked about the movie `Troy` and the inaccurasies in it. We basically just compared it to the Iliad.

 As my fellow class mates and I were talking about the platonic friendship (totally not gay) between Pat and Achilles our teacher walked in right at the same time I yelled across the whole class room : “ Achilles was just an arrogant asshole and didn`t deserve Patroclus.”

My teacher looked at me and I thought :” Welp.... That wasn`t such a good idea.” 

He opened his mouth and I was sure I`d get detention, `cause my Latin teacher  was kind of like Captain America, when it came to swearing.

At then he smiled and agreed with me.... So, jep Achilles was an arrogant asshole.....

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Thor in the 15th century

A while ago I was watching Snow White and the Huntsman and had a conversation on my phone with my bestie about it.

We came to the conclusion, that Chris Hemsworth isn`t playing this hunter guy, nope, he`s playing Thor, who somehow ended up in the 15th century on Midgard with severe memory loss.

Probably a mischievous prank from Loki, which kind of unwllingly escalated.

I could`t sleep that night, `cause of that weird theory (Kristen Steward in armour definetly wasn`t a reason too...), therefore I edited the film poster and this monstrositiy was born:

I know my editing skills are terrible....

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Hamilton`s the reason my history teacher thinks I`m smart

So there was this one history lesson where we watched a documentary about Imperialism and then the part about the American revolution came.

Me as a Hamilton fan, I already knew a bit about it and I couldn`t resist and told my best friend next to me everything I know.

As the documentary went on and I eventually had mercy on my bestie with my usless knowledge, a quite odd mix of the musical`s songs were stuck in my head and I just kinda mouthed the words and quietly hummed along.

About half an hour the thing was finished, I packed my stuff and just as I was about to walk out of the door my teacher came up to me and asked if I enjoyed the documentary. Politely, as I always was to this teacher, I told him yes and expected I could go out.

Then he went on on how he noticed, that must know quite a lot about the theme, because I was always nodding (which I did `cause of the songs stuck in my head) and explaining things to my neigbour. I just kinda went along with it, because I wanted to seem smart.

At the end he had an one-sided discussion with me about queen Victoria and the family drama of the British crown.

Until this very day, he still thinks I`m smart and know a lot about Imperialism, even tough I just fangirled about Hamilton.

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Times can change....

My younger self reading about the possibility of taking on traits of your favourite characters: Nah, why would that happen to someone?

My overly dramatic and depressed bisexual ass now:

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Lady-Loki

I propose for season two of “Loki” Katie McGrath to be fem!Loki...Here are the following points of why she should be lady-Loki:

1. She`s got the same luscious raven locks as Loki in the films

2. Her eyes are quite similar to Tom Hiddleson`s

3. There`s major kneel-energy with her as Morgana and Lena Luthor

4. She`s gorgeous

and

5. Lady- Loki`s in the comics, so why should she be in the MCU?