Tyrian Callows

Inde. Canon/Canon Dervegant Tyrian 

[thequeensstinger]

“Don’t worry everyone this your pilot speaking if you look out to your left you will see my mother driving a horde of Grimm into Atlas.” 

[thequeensstinger]

“I don’t know what you lot are looking at. I killed the Grimm and saved everyone. What do you want from me?” Stating this to every one as the flames of his deeds roared in the background with few explosions. 

[artificialrebirth]

thequeensstinger‌:

“I think I do. I did all my chores. I EVEN CUT THE CLOVER LIKE I WAS SUPPOSE TOO. SEE?” Showings off blood blade with pride. 

“……fine, but you have to drive the whale away from Atlas. Your mother and I are having a talk here.” 

[thequeensstinger]

“YAY.” Starts piloting the giant whale towards TEAM RWBY AIRSHIP.  

[thequeensstinger]

Watches as mom and dad are fighting. “Can I still drive the whale?” 

[artificialrebirth]

“Do you deserve to drive the whale?” 

[thequeensstinger]

“I think I do. I did all my chores. I EVEN CUT THE CLOVER LIKE I WAS SUPPOSE TOO. SEE?” Showings off blood blade with pride. 

[thequeensstinger]

“go back to sleep and starve.”

“I LIKE CLOVER BETTER AS A DAD ANYWAY.” 

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

memelord sentence starters

“i have depression, karen.”

“step the fuck up, kyle.”

“spoopy”

“is that a marijuana? in my good christian suburbs?”

“wow, what a dad.”

“what are thooose?”

“go back to sleep and starve.”

“[slams oven door rhythmically]”

“i said, whoever threw that, your mom’s a ho.”

“catch me outside”

“wake me up. wake me up insiiiiiide (can’t wake up).”

“mmm whatcha say”

“never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”

“tfw no gf”

“girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”

“[looks into the camera like in the office]”

“if your name is ___ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hands”

“kazooo”

“when will they return from the skeleton war?”

“sorry sweaty :)”

“brother may i have some oats”

“the floor is genuine love and affection”

[thequeensstinger]

Watches as mom and dad are fighting. “Can I still drive the whale?” 

[jinxedcrow]

@thequeensstinger​​ continued from x

Wiggles tongue at.

“You overrated little twink.”

[thequeensstinger]

“BITCH YOU KNOW YOU LIKE MY TAIL. YOU LET ME STAB YOU ONCE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT AGAIN BABY.” 

[cursedburden]

“I’m staying in jail, keeps me away from this shitshow.”

[thequeensstinger]

COMES AROUND THE CORNER WEARING JAILER’S HAT. “I AM THE WARDEN NOW.” 

[thequeensstinger]

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

“BITCH YOU CANNOT KILL ME MY OTHER MOM HAS A GIANT WHALE.” 

[huntrcsses]

“Someday soon, you’ll all regret what you’ve said today.”

[thequeensstinger]

“Have a snicker’s sweetie. You look hungry.” 

[thequeensstinger]

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

Holding Qrow’s blade. “Ooo nothing.” 

[thequeensstinger]

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

“Aww it is shame that has to happen. But, I already cut your clover for you through.” <3 

[thequeensstinger]

❝ begone, thot. ❞

Wiggles tongue at. 

[thequeensstinger]

❝ begone, thot. ❞

“YOU MAD SHE LIKES ME MORE THEN YOU.” 

[therpmemeshop]

very serious rp starters

warning: some may be nsfw

❝ begone, thot. ❞

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞

❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞

❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞

❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

❝ ball is life. ❞

❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞

❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞

❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞

❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞

❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞

❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞

❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞

❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞

❝ pretzels is the same. ❞

❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞

❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞

❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞

❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ move, i’m gay. ❞

❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞

❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ kachow! ❞

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞

❝ chipotle is my life. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

[artificialrebirth]

grxmmwxtch‌:

  ♚ ─── ;; “Ah, I see. Finally, a valid reason to disown Tyrian.”

“that one’s your fault for hiring a twink.”

[thequeensstinger]

Sniffles in the corner. “I am a danger twink....”