[brittsmemes]

TRUTH SERUM TIME ! 

SEND  ‘ TRUTH ‘  +  A  QUESTION  AND  MY  MUSE  HAS  TO  ANSWER.  NO  LYING  ALLOWED.

[memesforthesoul]

Your Muse Sees Mine Being Flirted/Harassed And Mine Obviously Doesn't Like It, How Does Your Muse Respond?

[memesforthesoul]

Send Me 'I Am A Shadow, The True Self' and I Will Reveal Something My Muse Wants To Keep Private Or Something They Feel Conflicted About

[memesforthesoul]

Your muse was in a horrible accident that left them mute. Send “Hello?” for my muses reaction to your muse’s voice for the first time in over a year.

[memesforthesoul]

Sometimes muses see another muse and instantly have an attraction. Send me “Call me Maybe” if your muse likes mine but we have little to no interactions.

[memesforthesoul]

Shit We’ve Said On Discord

“(name), you fucking flamingo”

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY GIRL YOU BURNT FRENCH FRY? I’LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN ASS”

“Aww, no brutal murder of children today.”

-SOBBING BROKENLY OVER POKÉMON SIDE GAMES-

“Hang on (name), I’m making sweet love to this obelisk”

“I asked Jay-Z for (name’s) blog”

“Doki Doki, Somebody Choke Me. Wait, no, that’s kinky." 

"Today in the chat we discuss the economic impact of Fairies”

“Let him be nakey”

“‘I just meant that as a Queen, I’m going to bring you to your knees’—(name), honey, no, that’s kinky”

“That’s sad. She’s so cute. Too bad she’s a table-fucker.”

“NPC stands for Non Playable Character not Non Perishable Character”

“Why are you trying to buy Soda at the waterstore?!” “FUCK YOU!”

“Grail-kun Grail-kun YAS QUEEN”

“I can be angry about xeno dick when I’m not mad at my math test”

“I’m still here to talk about fetishes, m'dude.”

“(name) you little bitch ass hoe”

“(name), shut the fuck up! I’m gonna banhammer you through Vesuvius!”

“Just believe in Cuck Norris and his army of elves and nerdy tomatoes.”

“(name) I’m sorry but now you’ve legally changed your name to cuck.”

“Did you just make that innocent walrus Donald Drumpf”

“ Art thou brain made of marshmallow or something?”

“ALL THIS PROFANITY… AND BALLOONS… AND DRINKING…”

“I almost got sandwiched between two enemies. That is not as exciting as it sounds.”

“I feel like I just watched an eighties music video, on even more drugs than the eighties.”

“OH SHIT THE COUCH IS MOVING”

[memesforthesoul]

THIS IS A DARE!

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DARE! SWEEP MY MUSE OFF THEIR FEET! WIN THEIR HEART! 

{this is not the same as force ship}

[memesforthesoul]

The Shoe Game!

Send “Shoe Game”, a ship and a question and my muse will say which of the couple the answer is!

[seethewcrld]

@missallaneousmuses​

“Back off. I don’t know you.”

[seethewcrld]

@sterlingmoonstone​

“LOOK OUT!”

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

[seethewcrld]

starter call?

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

This is an open invitation for followers to throw their muses into my inbox.

Please don’t be shy! Even if we haven’t interacted, asks are always a good way for muses to get to know one another!

Alternatively, send some OOC asks or anons? 

[seethewcrld]

“.........What to do what to do.....”

[smutxmemes]

Send "You belong to me." to see how my muse reacts.

               requested by imaragequitter

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[seethewcrld]

littleblackqrow​:

“That’s what I like to hear. Alright, I’ll pay that bail. But if you’re still able to kick ass, what do I have to do to get training from The Grimm Reaper?”

“Get me dinner and we got a deal.”