The Quoteable Jenni @thequotejenni - Tumblr Blog

"That's pretty much what dances were like at my high school."

Jenni while watching 'Grease'

Look at the sad snow horse walk! And the sad snow post lean! And the sad snow dog-goat petting! Look at them! They're all so sad in the snow!

Jenni narrates 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'.

Look! He's so angry he's lost a testicle!

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No shankings! I'll make it a rule if I have to!

It's alright, I can cut my own butt.

You're the one who brought up the donkey colossus!

We could put strawberries behind them!

Finally, non-sequiturs are no longer solely my domain.

I make everything into gay sex, and I'm OK with that.

And they're both really good looking! But I'm like "I don't understand your joke."

Ryju, Skunner and Slattern work together at the end of the movie. They don't eat each other...but that could just be a work thing.

Jenni on Kaiju business ethics.

I want to be sexy Striker Eureka.

Jenni on Halloween costumes.

I just have to tell people on the internet that I still love them

Well YOU didn't have to deal with frickin' Michael Jackson with no balls!

Close, but not cigars

It's so good! It's like there's a party in my mouth and tacos are invited.

Jenni didn't want to invite *everyone*

I take it back...please don't put vaginas on everything.

That owl can't be happy, it doesn't have a lady garden!

The Quoteable Jenni