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Spike: "I guess this can't get any worse." Discord: "As the Lord of Chaos, I'd advise against saying things like that."

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Penny: "Your uncle doesn't seem like an evil scientist." Lilo: "He's not evil on the outside, just deep in his soul."

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Anne: "How was the convention, HP?" Hop-Pop: "Oh, fine. Didn't get swarmed by killer locusts, if that's what you mean. How was your weekend?" Anne: "Good." Sprig: "We didn't rob a train." Polly: "Nope. No crimes committed." Hop-Pop: "Good, good. Great to know we definitely didn't have two wacky adventures."

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Mickey and Rose: *hug* Jack: "Aww, sweet, look at those two." Jack: "How come I never get any of that?" The Doctor: "Buy me a drink first." Jack: "You're such hard work." The Doctor: "But worth it.":)

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Crysta's father: "Aren't you a little old to be believing in human tales?" Batty: "Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"

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Nate: "My son would be ashamed of me if I became a murderer." Nate: "My father, on the other hand - he'd buy me an ice cream."

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Cheezborger: Why are you sitting in a circle of salt?" Fwench Fwy: "Oh. My partner's a demon and I'm mad at them." Cheezborger: "Oh no!" Iscream: "Raaugh! You can't sit inside that barrier forever!" Fwench Fwy: "You stop doing your blood harvests and then we'll talk!"

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Midge: "You ready?" Susie: "Sure." Midge: "You're going to have to give me a better 'sure' than that." Susie, with over-the-top fake enthusiasm: "Sure!" Midge: "Ew."

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Reaper: "Imitate me and you'll regret it."

Echo, imitating him: "Imitate me and you'll regret it."

Reaper: "That's... not bad, actually."

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Wednesday: "It'll be fun."

Lurch: "I like being miserable."

Wednesday: "You might find a nice girl to be miserable with."

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Ezekiel Jones: "You know what I'm thinking?"

Flynn Carson: "That your forgeries are crap?"

Ezekiel Jones: "No, I'm thinking that I can run faster than you 'cause you've been stabbed."

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Huey: "Dewey?!"

Huey: "I thought if any of us would be arrested, it would be Louie."

Louie: "I am as surprised as anyone."

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Jenkins: "Good luck."

Baird: "What?"

Jenkins: "Nothing. Go away, I'm working."

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Melissa McCall: "I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded."

Scott McCall: "But what about work?"

Melissa McCall: "Fine. Other than work. And no TV."

Scott McCall: "My TV's broken."

Melissa McCall: "Then no computer."

Scott McCall: "I need the computer for school."

Melissa McCall: "Then no, uh..."

Melissa McCall: *Glances at Stiles*

Melissa McCall: "No Stiles."

Stiles Stilinski: "What? No Stiles?!"

Melissa McCall: "NO STILES!"

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Hop Pop: "Did you girls just mistake me for a corpse?!"

Marcy: "Of corpse not, Hop Pop."

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Baloo: "Trust you? Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob, and you lie!"

Don Karnage: "It's my job."

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Amity: "And you sleep here?"

Luz: "When the night critters allow me to."