#lurch

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The Carolers - The Addams Family by Charles Addams (1946)

[local-ball-fondler]

slashers that I think could pick me up.

written by a plus-sized girl.

this is actually something that is very important to me, far too often in fanfics are slashers (especially smaller slashers) picking up the reader "effortlessly", and it upsets me quite often.

these are some my exceptions to that, please enjoy. 🖤

(partially proof-read)

cut for length <3

Micheal Myers (RZ)

look at that man, mister Tyler Mane himself.

he’s a big boy.

beefy too..

he’s seen picking people up just by the neck alone with one hand. and while, sure, not plus sized people (as far as I can remember at least), I think it still counts for something.

(also his actor [Tyler Mane ❤️] is literally a retired wrestler lets be so fr)

Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer

these are farm boys, do I really have to explain myself? (I will anyway idc)

oh my beautiful silent fat husbands how I love thee…

how much does a chainsaw weigh..?

ah who cares.

anyway, like I said, these are farm boys.

they are literally born and bred to carry heavy stuff, not to mention they carry people for a living..

Jason Vorhees (post-zombification)

I specify post zombification for a very specific reason, while I certainly don’t doubt that he was strong before this (especially as he is still a big boy pre Tommy killing and resurrecting him.) I do believe that zombie Jason is much stronger.

if I’m not mistaken, I can almost remember him being (very momentarily) stunned by his own strength upon becoming a zombie.

Freddy Krueger

now listen, I know what you’re thinking, and yes this does contradict exactly what I said before we started.

BUT!! he is a half exception.

you see, Freddy lives in some sort of dream/nightmare world, he controls this world.

I fully believe that he could make you light as a feather, or even himself stronger if he so pleases, as long as you’re in his nightmare world with him of course.

Rusty Nail

now Rusty, as we know, is a large boy, a trucker, and a farm boy, so he has quite a lot going for him on this one.

however!! he is also getting up there in years, he’s not exactly young.

(oh my god that gif…)

I think I’d give him maybe 20 minutes before he starts aching (or old man grumbling/complaining).

honorable mention: Lurch, from The Addam’s Family

ANY VERSION, DOESN’T MATTER

not a slasher, I KNOW. SHUT UP.

that’s why he’s an honorable mention :3

I think we all know he’s big, and strong.

I don’t really have much to say about his place in this, I just know in my soul that he needed to be here (despite not being a slasher..)

anyway, I think thats all I have to say, maybe I’ll add more or do a part two at a later date.

love you guys, bye-bye 🖤

[kulai]

Day 28 - 30: Addams Family and Enid with Snoods on Hallows Eve

Thing took the picture! He has his own snood bundled up on his wrist lol

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could the Addams family solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onOct 13, 2025

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*snap* *snap*

[thatgothamcitizen]

Nevermore Gala

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Addams Family Values (1993), dir. Barry Sonnenfeld