The Raichu Jesus

HELLO!! Im Jack, I live in VA, and I like Pokemon, SuperWhoLock, Harry Potter, Skyrim, The Walking Dead, The Hunger Games, LOTR, Divergent, Assassins Creed, Bioshock, Marvel, Dark Souls, Halo, Attack on Titan, Valve, Mass Effect, etc etc, but don't be put off by how specific I am because I normally just post funny stuff anyway,so you know the drill follow me plx.

[our-hideout-world]

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

[haveabiscxitpotter-blog]

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

[basillisks-deactivated20170923]

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

[queenarrow]

Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his dick from his trousers. “It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight!” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his dick instead.

[missilia-amorii]

I hope matt actually does cosplay as sans because he’s pretty much my headcanon for human sans

[notanothersonicblog]

A seminal moment in animation history.

[vgfm]

Jesus Christ I cannot find one thing right with the animation in this gifset.

[1kidsentertainment]

50 years from now, I hope people look back on the last couple decades and summarize our media up with Sonic The Hedgehog and use stuff like this as examples.

[deactivated2342354]

best friends consume dew off the ficus

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

[9secretsigns]

Never forget the foundation of Law and Order.

[mentalhealthfemme]

People really don’t know that America’s first police force was made to keep watch for runaway slaves and keep free ones in check. This has carried over into today and will never stop, unfortunately.

[dynastylnoire]

KRS One tried to tell us

[toastyslayingbutter]

The first police “organizations” were Rattle Watches. The first police officers were Runaway Slave Patrolman, which started in 1705.

[newwavefeminism]

Historical context is significant

[a-life-of-pitbulls]

Story of a winner

[vdem1]

Holy shit!! This is amazing

[jordanorsomething-blog]

I went from incredibly upset to really happy in about 0.2 seconds

[ciarachimera]

I honestly can’t believe this dog survived, wow.

[alexusl0l]

I’m in love omg

[boredpanda]

10+ Funny “Harry Potter” Comics Reveal How Irresponsible Dumbledore Was

[mshmaek]

asgardianmomma mermaidbum

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

reblog to shoot the gun

[officialunitedstates]

What's art?

Art is something that evokes emotion or thought.  If you’ve ever been to a museum and stared at a painting and the only thought in your mind was “How much longer must we spend in this room” then that painting is not art.  Text posts are infinitely more likely to be art because language is one of the best, if not the best, venues to cause reactionary expressions.  Irony and satire, comedy and joy, all are streams on the same river of art, smoothly keeping the river flowing on its path to future patrons.

[theraichujesus]

Pat: I only wanna die in my sleep if I'm asleep being shot into the sun.

Matt: You'd probably wake up for a second.

Pat: Yeah. "Hoo, it's hot in here."

[wronghands1]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Wrong Hands

[kateordie]

This would’ve basically saved me two years

[hawksilver]

[palenimbuswhite]

FUCK

[ryleeisagirlname-deactivated201]

Best vine

[vincent-van-goghfuckyourself-de]

literally cried from laughter

[movie]

Why Megan Fox quit Transformers 3

[theraichujesus]

:0

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

[peinted]

absence and lack of communication makes the heart idealize a person and subconsciously twist one’s perception of them into something greater than they really are

[thetigerspider]