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shassie but in the sense that shawn goes after lassie in season one because he's still in his self-destructive era and thinks lassie's going to treat him like shit; something he both needs (because if he knows the outcome of the relationship, then technically HE'S the one in control) and craves (hello daddy issues)

and then shawn having no idea what to do when lassie is actually a pretty good boyfriend. he's not perfect of course but he genuinely loves and cares for him and shawn starts buffering because this isn't how it was supposed to go

anyway alexa play townie by mitski and nauseous by conan gray

amaideniwilldee

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS GUY

ivehearditbothgays

we're always going on about how possessive lassiter is but what about shawn okay. walk with me.

shawn who named lassie like a dog and lassie who always comes when he's called. shawn with his grabby, wandering hands that lassiter lets roam all over his person. shawn and all his talk of "my" detective, "my" lassie. oh, carlton's about to get some closure and hug conforth? nope. not if shawn can help it.

and its not just lassiter, shawn is like this with everyone he deems important enough to keep in his life. gus has a new girlfriend? not on his watch. gus starts hanging out with lassie? shawn doesn't know how to handle that. gus is HIS best friend, and shawn absolutely has to be gus's best friend too. no one else is allowed to have that spot.

before he starts dating juliet, he's possessive of her too. he HATES that guy from the speed dating episode, declan, cameron luntz.... etc. he's quick to jealousy and even quicker to lash out or make an ass of himself because of it. he needs the monopoly on her time and attention.

if he could, he'd keep them all in a little jar and feed them leaves but since he can't do that, he'll settle for attaching himself to their sides like a fucking limpet and refusing to let go

believeripley13

Psych is to detective shows what Scrubs is to medical shows. Mostly delightful nonsense combined with genuinely compelling plot lines and then out of nowhere, bam, raw emotion and sincerity!

dear-julien

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.

ivehearditbothgays

some duo ones this time!!

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msjademarvel3

ivehearditbothgays

i was gonna pace myself in posting these but i'm having too much fun

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chanse-mccrary

saw the textpost and immediately thought of henry

cupcraft

Youd never predict it but Lassiter is such a "hows my sugar bear snookums awww" kind of boyfriend. Its sick and twisted what hides behind that facade.