which member of The 1975 should you fight
Matty Healy | Who wins: you
Matty will literally talk shit till the end of his days but as soon as you look threatening near him he will jump and hide behind the nearest George (just give him weed and he wonāt give a shit). Plus, if you donāt fight him Iāll fucking fight him, he just needs to be fought okay.
George Daniel | Who wins: George
Listen, George is a really nice, easy going guy, but donāt push him. I feel like heās one of those people that will hold everything in and just snap and go ballistic. Not to mention, heās like 8ā²11ā³ and extremely athletically built. If you fight him, youāre gonna be in the hospital for weeks.
Ross MacDonald | Who wins: Ross
I have no idea why the hell you would want to fight him tbh (too handsome? tiddy game too strong?) but you wouldnāt stand a chance. Would he punch you? No. Heād just charm the pants off of you. Literally. Honestly, he will just joke with you until you canāt help but smile and soon you forget why youāre mad.
Adam Hann | Who wins: You
This is a close one, because I feel like Adam could have a lot of pent-up aggression due to Matty always taking the piss out of him. After further review, however, you have to take into consideration that he probably weights less than 120 lbs. One solid punch and heās halfway across the equator. Only disadvantage is that he could turn sideways and disappear on you, but heās a good guy and I feel like he plays fair.Ā
John Waugh | Who wins: You, but youād be guilty
Now some of you guys may be going, āWho?ā but I assure you he is a real person and technically a member (one of my favs tbh but w/e). At first, I thought he might win because of his exposure to jazz music which would make his attack patterns less predictable, but then I realized who the fuck am I kidding. This guyās actually a huge nerd. Youād win but probably feel terrible about it because it was such an easy fight.
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