trash collection

a majorrr he/theyer

[mote-of-ash]

getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[oneheadtoanother]

[marzor]

Unfortunately, I couldn't find original screenshot, but thanks to the author for idea.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[wizardswandswitches]

visual storytelling

[bloodyraremedium]

sometimes i forget that kim's actually REALLY funny

[germechart]

Sam Porter Bridges

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[plankos]

[stoatviet-union]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[bigtimetommy]

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[touhouweed]

[bossbutch]

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[shovelwareyaoi]

[uncleboobsofficial]

[drizzledrawings]

Love whatever the hell they have going on... season 3-4 carol and daryl you will always be so special to me