unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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$LAYYYTER
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket
Excuse me while I look something up...
1.4 litres????
the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket
Excuse me while I look something up...
1.4 litres????
whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit
piracy isn't theft, but even if it was i'd still do it
legit excited to see this come around again
my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me
Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983
This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender
Cronch
nut loaf
Bitch i thought that was rocks!
thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach
That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr
You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.
Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables
We're like shooting stars you and I
make chocolate chip cookies
all purpose flour
baking soda
salt
softened butter
granulated sugar
brown sugar
vanilla extract
egg
chocolate chips
gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one
how long should it bake
+1 minute
-1 minute
and at what temperature
+10°f
-10°f
”Hey there, folks—Cave Johnson here. Did you know that ever since our marketing department decided that rainbow capitalism was the way forward, Aperture Science has risen to within the top 25 queer-friendly companies in the country? That’s right, whether it’s wormhole technology or pandering to a target audience, you can always expect nothing but the best from us. But wait—it. gets. better. We crunched the numbers, and guess what? With our new policy of covering costs for any and all gender affirming services for employees, we’re just 350 satisfied patients away from making it to the top ten! Granted… we do only have a total of 234 trans employees here at the moment. Good news though! The lab girls say they’re working on a plan to find 116 more! They’re hard at work on it currently, and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see— in the meantime though, they’ve been handing out flag stickers for pride month. Apparently, if you wear them directly on your skin and change them twice a week, that means you’re showing maximum solidarity.”
Diversity win! The mad science mantis men are now mad science mantis women!
I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life
*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool
i keep thinking abt bump and cracking up
why.
this sounds like a privacy nightmare. actual panappticon.
this is an app that escaped from the nickelodeon sitcom universe