girl, call up every last member of that 2010 team neow. every madridista, every cule, every motherfucker who made xavi & iker miserable, call up both dahveeds, grab torres from whatever hair appointment he's at, get pepe reina out of whatever parent-teacher shit he got going on. get juan mata out of whatever universe-saving climate change summit he's involved with. get xabi & his ugly cone friend from fulham to that box. find el chori. idk what he's doing, but get him & llorente there too. peekay can come i guess, if only to make ramos appropriately horny enough to charge them all up. but lord, pls. guide these youths. they are our last hope.
Pairing: Baelor Breakspear Targaryen x female!reader
Status: On going
Content: Canon divergent / non-canon, pregnant reader, second wife reader, fluff, angst, injustice, mention of other characters, Baelor wanting to be a girl dad, injuries, brief descriptions of fighting, Trial of the Seven, pregnancy, mentions of violence and gore, family drama, targaryen family stress, Aerion being Aerion, takes place on the events of AKOTSK. No use of Y/N. No physical descriptions mentioned. SPOILERS
Disclaimer: English is NOT my first language so this may as well be written with my eyes closed and half delusional brain. Hope you enjoy it!
Main Masterlist
Sounds Joyful | 1
Your husband informs you about a Tournament that is set to take place on a moon's time, you are definitely going with him.
A refreshing man | 2
Your adventure in Ashford Meadow starts on a rather interesting way, children lost and new introductions.
Utter Chaos | 3
A new day of celebration ensures a tournament filled with chaos.
The Gods Listen | 4
Accusations are made, conversations take place and your heart cannot help but feel for the innocent.
Misdeeds | 5
Justice is to be made, in the eyes of some. In the eyes of others, it is simple injustice towards those with lesser knowledge. Unfortunately for you, your husband is bound by duty and honor.
A Trial of Madness | 6
Baelor breaks his promise to wake you and let you accompany him, though you do not stay put.
Something to hold on to | 7
Baelor lays fighting death while you stand stubbornly by his side.
Up to the Gods | 8
Your husband finally wakes up from his slumber, though it is brief as he keeps in and out of it.
Not one life but two | 9
The aftermath of learning that your husband doesn't remember you.
A childless mother | 10
A few days ago you had everything; your husband and your baby in your womb, now you have to face a great loss with many eyes on you.
Feedback and ideas are always appreciated! I'd love requests for fics and I write (try to) for the characters that are listed in my masterlist!!! Feel free to let me know of any typos and something that I might have missed.
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š Lyonel Baratheon
Mediations | @escapic-mezzanine
There is no such thing in the world that would cool down Lyonel's spirit, but when intercession is needed and his lady wife has to put up a good word for him ā well, then even the Laughing Storm can sense the seriousness. Who would have guessed that the spooked deer he married would turn not only into his true friend, but also the closest advisor?
honey slurred words | @trulyumai
On a rain soaked night full of festivities and wine, you retreat earlyāonly for your lord husband to stumble into your shared tent, drunk on celebration and far drunker on his love for you, it seemedā¦
Stormbound | @siolixz
Wed to Lyonel "The Laughing Storm" Baratheon, you leave your family and the safety of court behind, bound for Stormās End and a future shaped by thunder rather than flame.
Imagine | @thewritetofreespeech
just some cute fluff between lyonel & reader after the first night feast of the tourney.Ā
Storm-Chased (1/2) | @/novaursa
Princess Y/N Targaryen slips into the chaos of Ashford disguised and unguarded, only to catch the attention of Lyonel Baratheon, who mistakes her for trouble rather than royalty.
STORMS AND DRAGONS | @/iydiamartinx
You sneak away for one reckless night of freedom, only to wake in the bed of Lyonel Baratheonā who is now very much besotted with you.
Lyonel plays a game of provocation to stir some audacity in his newlywed wife, but she is quick to catch up after realizing the position she holds. Lord Baratheonās assurances that he is not a jealous man turn out to be dramatically untrue.
messy baths and a wet crown | @/trulyumai
On the eve of the tourney, you slip away from the festivities for a quiet bathāonly for Lyonel to find you, turn tenderness into mischief, and quite literally join you, fur, helm, and all.
Lord Baratheon is too occupied with the presence of his darling wife to follow his companions. He claims to remember the wayā¦ Well, nature isn't so bad, after all, then why not spend the whole day away from the castle?
Checkmate | @just-some-random-blogger
This I Swear, part 2 | @neptuneonline
You are betrothed to Lyonel Baratheon after a tourney at Storm's End against your will, over time you fall in love with him as he swears to protect you.
Love Letters | @/neptuneonline
At eight, you were sent to Storm's End to be a ward of Lord Baratheon. His son Lyonel, cold at first, over time warms up to you. After being sent back to Highgarden, Lyonel writes often, and as time passes, feelings grow.
My Fierce Lady | @/neptuneonline
at Storm's End, Lady Baratheon argues with defiant Lords, earning her husbands admiration. When a Lord later insults her, Lyonel expels him, strengthening their fierce partnership.
Silver Fire and Antlers | @/blueberrypancakesworld
After a horrific family conflict between half-siblings, the house seemed to have lost its lustre. However, the four remaining dragons still symbolised power and hope, and as luck would have it, the last of the four finally found a rider. Not only the princess, but also her husband experienced flying for the first time.
STORMS AND DRAGONS | @/iydiamartinx
You sneak away for one reckless night of freedom, only to wake in the bed of Lyonel Baratheonā who is now very much besotted with you.
storm chaser | @dumbfantasy
with all your time ensconced in the library, too caught up in your books, lyonel knows just how to get your attention.
The Wolf and The Stag, Part 2 | @sconniebelle
Your elder brother was tired of your father trying to arrange matches for you with gods awful men but he knew of one honorable man he could offer your hand to.
an appetite | @enaamor
your lord husband tends to develop an appetite after festivities. Who are you to deny him?
Stormās End. | @entitled-fangirl
Lyonelās new bride had never seen a storm like the ones at Stormās End. Heās there to ensure her safety.
Strong doe. | @/entitled-fangirl
Starks were known for being uptight. With a northern soon-to-be bride, Lyonel intends to see how far a Stark can bend before they break.
Deserving husband. | @/entitled-fangirl
Lyonel adores his Targaryen wife. Even after all these years, her father still doesnāt believe him to be a suitable husband.
Raw Emotions | @/thespottedcreature
The healers predicted an easy birth, with the child being your third, and your belly being smaller than it had been with your sons. But when man plans, Gods laugh.
Eye Of The Storm | @/sleo00
š Maekar Targaryen
Wounded dragon pride | @/blueberrypancakesworld
With the Blackfyre rebellion defeated and his triumphant return with his elder brother, Baelor was celebrated more than Maekar. The prince leaves the celebrations early, representing another affront to his pride; only his wife gives him the recognition he deserves.
Starlight | @/siolixz
When the quiet grace of a Lady of House Dayne meets the jagged temper of Prince Maekar āThe Anvilā Targaryen, she is caught between his cold silence and her growing fire. Finding a way to grab hold of the man behind the armor may seem harder than ever imagined.
youāre a big girl now, no more daddyās little girl | @/ghostlybfgf
what comes of losing the one person you thought you could never lose, torn between the love of your marriage and the death of what you once knew.
no eyes but yours | @jakecockley
during a royal hunt in the kingswood, maekar slips away from the noise to find solitude in a hidden meadow, only to be quietly followed by the noblewoman he is secretly courting. surprised but quietly pleased by your presence, the usually gruff and guarded prince softens in your company. as you both sit together by the stream, wrapped in each otherās warmth amid wildflowers and soft light, the weight of court and duty fades, leaving only the tender, unspoken intimacy between you.
you braid? | @/jakecockley
as you ready for the day, your husband wishes to braid your hair. who are you to deny him?
the price to pay | @sena-seastar
Maekar comforts Daeron after he has a nightmare.
Doubt your man | @/escapic-mezzanine
If he only could, Maekar would gladly sit by his wifeās side through her whole sickness. When he finally manages to run from his duties and rush to her, he has to throw a certain man outside the chamber and care for the woman himself. Just like he prefers it.
His Fatherās Son | @sedonasummer
Maekar and his newborn son reach an understanding in the early hours of the morning.
The Dragon Princess | @poge-life
Only daughter to Baelor Targaryen, twin to Valaar and wife to Maekar, you were the heart of the Targaryens. Upon traveling to Ashford for a nameday celebration tourney, everything seems to have changed as one fatal mistake leaves everything in shambles.
Blessing of the Seven | @sylasthegrim
Despite having experienced fatherhood several times, nothing could have prepared Maekar to be called into your chambers to assist you in giving birth to his seventh babe.
Blood of my Blood | @karmaswitch
After his brotherās death, Maekar marries his niece out of a sense of duty. Neither expecting to truly love one another through the grief, love perseveres and proves them wrong.
Dragon Dreamers. | @/entitled-fangirl
Maekarās second wife was a dragon dreamer, much like Daeron. She is plagued by a particular dream Daeron has as well. But history is bound to happen, whether they wish it to or not.
Smallfolk | @/entitled-fangirl
Maekarās wife is feeling trapped by her husbandās protective nature. With Daeronās help, she sneaks out to Flea Bottom for the night to explore what really happens in Kingās Landing when the sun goes down.
Damsel in Distress | @/neptuneonline
Drabble | @ethrlst
stand by me | @padmespetal
at a crowded court gathering, a princess struggles with suffocating anxiety until Maekar reminds her she was never meant to shrink for lesser men.
Good morning, My sweet Wife | @underratedcharacterslover
Your dear husband Maekar waking you up by eating you out .
Pretty in pink I, part two, part three, part four | @myladysapphire
Maekar never expected to marry again, never expected to love again. he tried to be a distant husband, a husband in name only. and yet you with your sweet smiles, kind eyes made it so hard for him to forget to be the stern man Westros knew him as, made it hard for him to forget that he didn't want to fall in love.
š Daeron Targaryen
the drunken | @/eu-nicola
Hold the Wine | @deadonyouraccount
Daeron being married to a daughter of Prince Rhaegel | @bronze-vermithor
The Unremarkable | @/my-hearts-kickdrum-type-beat
Prince Daeron was a man plagued by foresight, a man who held great fear inside of himself. There was nothing he wanted more than to hide. But he had things to live for; his wife, and his daughter.
āDreams are just dreams, Daeronā¦ā | @/amnesia-ish
a dreamers dream | @/jacaerysgf
daeron has only ever had dreams of misery and sorrow. except for that one singular dream. the dream with her in it.
A FOOL NONETHELESSā¦ | @/carmysdoll
A LITTLE PLACE CALLED THE MOON | @/carmysdoll
THREE IN THE MORNINā | @redwinelewis
another prophetic dream haunts a targaryen prince and he needs you to make him forget all about it.
Love can taste like the wine of the ages | @/dustofstarss
After his fatherās reprimands over what happened on the way to the tournament, Daeron hides under his blankets trying to calm down, luckily, his bride to be finds him to help him.
daeron and his dear sister!reader | @/ghostlybfgf
I Live for Your Touch | @faelinda
You provide your eldest brother, Daeron, with some relief before the trial.
between fire and sleep | @/daiscript
daeron targaryen drinks to forget his dreams. you are to marry him and in the dark of the red keep, he swears he has already seen you in fire and sleep. you were not sent for love. you were sent to help him.
RELIEF | @/spicyrose
Born of Ash | @raidenre-l
Daeron Targaryen x wife!reader | @/raidenre-l
My Moon, My Man | @/escapic-mezzanine
An imperfect bride for a flawsome man ā it was not a tragic match by any means, but the heavy shroud of expectations made affection morph into doubt. It felt like a choke, the duty imposed by House Rosby, tightening on the necks of Daeron and his wife.
A Bitter Taste | @sleo00
Daeron Targaryen X Wife!Reader | @lunsilun
Injured and confined to bed with a broken leg after the trial, Daeron is quietly tended by his wife. Her presence brings him comfort and strength as he recovers.
itās been a rough day for your long-suffering husband, so you must take his worries and pain away!
Nemophilist Masterlist | @prophecyofwinter
No one in your family takes your dreams seriously after time and time again of them being correct. You see the same man in your dreams night after night getting closer and closer every night. You did not know who he was or when you would meet him but you felt yourself being drawn in by him. It is not until your father takes you to Kingslanding that you uncover his identity.
Night path | @its-applelicious
A rather optimistic and compassionate young lady is promised to the Targaryen prince, Daeron. But after a disappointing dinner with everyone but her betrothed, she decides to go search for him herself, endeavoring on her own adventure.
Still new to the married life, and to none other but a prince, you try to navigate yourself among the duties of a royal wife. Having Daeron as your husband, and Maekar as your father-in-law brings situations, you weren't prepared for. But your vision haunted husband tries best as he can, to be there for you. Even in the ordinary moments.
š Multi/Masterlists
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Masterlist | @/maidragoste
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Masterlist | @/thespottedcreature
What if you were the FOURTH SON and you had SIX CHILDREN and YOUR WIFE DIED and your first son was an ALCOHOLIC and the second one was INSANE and the third one was a NERD and your fourth one was BALD and his younger sister TRIED TO GIVE HIM A LOVE POTION and then because of your INSANE SECOND SON you accidentally KILLED YOUR BELOVED OLDER BROTHER and you SENT YOUR SECOND SON AWAY and you let your BALD SON be a HEDGE KNIGHT'S SQUIRE and then years later that knight GOT ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS PREGNANT and at some point you also became KING and your INSANE SON named his son fucking MAEGOR and then A ROCK KILLED YOU. Maekar Targaryen, most stressed out dude in the Seven Kingdoms.
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Gƶbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.
I find it rather hilarious that the 2 most iconic and well know figures of Mesopotamian history are Gilgamesh, a figure of an ancient epic that was so popular that the reason we have so many copies is because Mesopotamian children copied it as writing homework, and is the hero of one of, if not THE oldest surviving written story of human civilisation....
And the other is a dude who sold really shitty copper.
