Awkwardity Stage Left

[therealanonymouse]

the signs as michael scott quotes

aries: i am an early bird and a night owl. so i am wise and i have worms.

taurus: “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -wayne gretzky

gemini: sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going...i just hope i find it along the way.

cancer: i love inside jokes. i’d love to be a part of one someday.

leo: would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

virgo: fool me once, strike one. but fool me twice...strike three.

libra: i don’t want to do anything. i’m dying.

scorpio: i’m not superstitious, but i’m a little stitious.

sagittarius: make friends first, make sales second, make love third. in no particular order.

capricorn: don’t ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever. for any reason, whatsoever.

aquarius: SWAG: Stuff We All Get

pisces: i am running away from my responsibilities. and it feels good.

[taunis]

things I can’t imagine

someone having a crush on me

someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow s/he’s cute’

someone getting happy because I messaged them first

someone thinking about me, in general

someone wondering how I am

someone finding me attractive

someone doing something to try and impress me

someone asking their friend on what to say to me 

someone wanting to get to know me

[hypno-tise]

I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway.

(via tglovee)

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[soncoya]

Well, if you had one phone call to make before you died, who would you call, what would you say, and why are you waiting?

Unknown - via bluee-lion (via perfect)

This FUCKED ME UP

(via mintylil-redheads)

[spaceemail-deactivated40002-blog]

i should be kissing a cute girl right now but what am i doing?? not kissing a cute girl Thats what

[chasingtrophywhitetails-deactiv]

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

[therealanonymouse]

Yep this

[shorm]

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

[squishiepiggies]

I always have to be like dragged out of bookstores. I could spend an entire day just looking at everything. Book stores just make me feel safe and calm

[mxoliviasparrow-deactivated2017]

[therealanonymouse]

It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.

Marina Abramović, Rest Energy

[staypozitive]

[jenadiren]

You never really know the intimacy of kissing until you haven’t done it in a while.

[bravedad-deactivated20151011]

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[tttarek]

Omg no it’s back, the comic that made me cry hysterically 😭

[helllianthus]

fun date idea: take me to a used book and music store and we each pick out a cd and a book for the other person. then we go back and listen to the cds with chinese takeout or a pizza or something idk. and then you take me home and I read the book you picked out for me and we talk about what happened in each other’s books on our next date.

[alalae]

I lost myself last year, I’m not losing myself this year

1:41 AM thoughts (via alalae)

[therealanonymouse]

father: *places hand on shoulder* son

son: what is it father

father: look at this cool severed hand i found in the woods