[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I don’t give a fuck about Netflix!!

I’m here to get nutted in. I’m a grown ass woman.

Put it in.

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

It’s 1:11am and I’m up breastfeeding for the 3rd time

Don’t fuckin listen to me. Just watch the movie

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

Life comes at you fast

[incognegroo]

Might be my fav post on here

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[eggtae-deactivated20160503]

please remember to forgive yourself for the years your mental illness took away from you

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[averagefairy]

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

[ithelpstodream]

[thedebatersbroomcloset]

My life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think I’m cute 

[overcalm]

The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7

[therealbb8]

me watching any given episode of cable girls: alba no

alba: alba yes

[wizcoylifa]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dragonic-ace-deactivated2019050]

I need some money…

[yourrrniggasdick]

🙌🏽

[sothernbaby2015-deactivated2016]

I need more 💵💵💵

[rosekiingg]

🙌🏾

[deejay]

[straightboyfriend]

why do some of u like to demonize cats….. just bc they dont act like dogs & show their emotions like dogs doesnt mean they dont love u… cats are full of love & soft & have the best triangle ears

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[humorstaff]

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[intensional]

[royvmustang-deactivated20221127]

I’m in class right now and the guy in front of me just opened up the registration website, dropped out of this class and got up and left