These are a few of my favorite things....

Hey there. My name is Aaron. UH student, theatre nerd, LUSH employee. If you’ve made it to my tumblr, welcome to my slice of hell 😉

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Michael Henry

His videos are so on the nose of gay culture and hilariously thought out. Please treat yourself to his content you won’t be sorry.

[that-twink-over-there]

Bottoms really be like this

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[pileofknives]

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

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[allthingslinguistic]

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

[jumpingjacktrash]

to all the cowards who whine “how will i explain it to my kids??” i say: how about you shut up and let your kids explain it to you.

[angelbabyspice]

“Ma’am, you don’t have to be a lawyer to defend someone else” wow she snapped

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[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

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[claraxbx]

Bottom right

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

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Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Update

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Your son is named Egg.

[hamburgeroisie]

Every part of this is hilarious

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[iron-sunrise]

Did y'all see the rules Facebook rolled out? If y'all thought Tumblr was going Puritanical….wheeeew

[frayenjoyer]

Wait no what’s the tea

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[ichigokage]

Really wish Christianity would stop policing everyone. It’s not just about you.

[solluxisms]

Here’s the exact wording, if anyone wants to check it out for themselves: https://www.facebook.com/communitystandards/sexual_solicitation

[curlicuecal]

wwwwwwow

Facebook bans saying “i’m horny” on main

[curiooftheheart]

Facebook bans being openly gay and acts like it’s fighting trafficking.

[cherry52011]

PURITANS were a mistake.

Next there’ll be Witch Burnings again..

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Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

[skeluigi]

Succubus nurses that give u the succ before u die

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thanks tumblr user skeluigi

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[barkycatbros]

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

[disgustinganimals]

less than 1 horse power tho

[stuffmikeclicked]

1 catpower

[6qubed]

it’s winter, so he needs to warm up a bit first is all

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[kidzone]

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

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This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

[zuw]

🎄

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OP died before they could finish recording

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Janet from The Good Place is one of the best character on any tv show ever

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