Abel Kovachi

***OC account*** @therealbladedancer Bio: 🏹Monsterhunter for life. ⚔️Why have one blade when you can wield two? 💎Geology is my middle name. 🪄Magic's a joy, combining it with swords is life. 🐻Actual slayer of the almighty Fatalis 💞Taken by the lovely @monsters-fear-me. Get used to it, he's mine.

[satlun]

[monsters-fear-me]

Wondering if this is what I look like when it's my man doing the biting instead of me 🤔

[otiksimr]

MARCH.

WE RIDE.

[monsters-fear-me]

Oh. OH. OHH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD

@therealbladedancer

[therealbladedancer]

Planning a day off for this istg

[ghostwritergabriel]

@monsters-fear-me @craftsnjewels @therealbladedancer here as requested, hope it suffices.

[monsters-fear-me]

Requested by who love bc I'm flabbergasted

[therealbladedancer]

Me specifically LOL figured it'd be a nice lil surprise

[monsters-fear-me]

I am afraid

[craftsnjewels]

???? Why?? You can't say that and just leave it there. What's up?

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm having an argument and the one I'm arguing with is very upset and idk what to doooOOOOO

Like HELP ME

[therealbladedancer]

What're you even arguing about?? Vampirism?

[monsters-fear-me]

@icanseeyouduke why do u enjoy my pain

[icanseeyouduke]

ҠҭҿӀӅ 👍👍🫶🫶

[therealbladedancer]

@monsters-fear-me u actually understand this or??

[monsters-fear-me]

Bliss

[therealbladedancer]

Sun, sea and beach. Only thing we're missing is snacks and wine.

[shadybananaengineer]

Hikari dance dante but it's a fanart

[monsters-fear-me]

I saw this short on youtube and its got me in a chokehold for reasons I cannot explain

[therealbladedancer]

Its been on replay for atleast an hour now pls hyperfixate on something ELSE

[targetedknowledge]

[monsters-fear-me]

@therealbladedancer we talked about this

[therealbladedancer]

???

[monsters-fear-me]

@righthand-rahadin y'know the partypeople referred to you as my ex 2 hours ago.

I've not ever felt as disgusted as I did when they said that. Like how did they even reach that conclusion??

Not that it matters considering I hate you to the Nine and back, but still. Figured you oughta know because it means we both have to step up our hate game.

[therealbladedancer]

They fucking what

Like WHAT

HIM of all people??? The one whose forehead you can play hopscotch on??

I think it's about time you showed them what your man actually looks like. God forbid they choose Strahd as your ex next 🤢

[monsters-fear-me]

Bit too late for that hon, they guessed him next :))))

[righthand-rahadin]

Your disgust is noted. As is your lack of comprehension.

I require neither clarification nor denial. I remember every scream you’ve ever made in my presence. That is intimacy enough.

Let them guess. Let them laugh. Your end will not be defined by rumors—only by silence.

[therealbladedancer]

That sounds... SO off out of context 🤢

[monsters-fear-me]

@righthand-rahadin y'know the partypeople referred to you as my ex 2 hours ago.

I've not ever felt as disgusted as I did when they said that. Like how did they even reach that conclusion??

Not that it matters considering I hate you to the Nine and back, but still. Figured you oughta know because it means we both have to step up our hate game.

[therealbladedancer]

They fucking what

Like WHAT

HIM of all people??? The one whose forehead you can play hopscotch on??

I think it's about time you showed them what your man actually looks like. God forbid they choose Strahd as your ex next 🤢

[targetedknowledge]

[monsters-fear-me]

👁👄👁 @craftsnjewels @therealbladedancer y'all know what's up

[craftsnjewels]

Can already see you in the silver one 🤩

[therealbladedancer]

Sight for sore eyes fo'sho

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

hey man

[mew317]

i love fighting tempered gore magala (lie)

[therealbladedancer]

We're in for a ride when the archtempered version shows up

[vamplire]

girls will be like “i need this” & it’s the deep passionate love of a vampire to consume them body & soul leaving them limp in their arms while the vampire tells them they were good

[lordofbarovia]

@ireena-the-1valkyrie1

[ireena-the-1valkyrie1]

[therealbladedancer]

Hate to say it but it really depends on who the vampire is 💀

[saint-among-sinners]

I’ll take one serving of dry humping with needy kisses please

[monsters-fear-me]

@therealbladedancer

[therealbladedancer]

Merlin you and your forwardness really need to COOL IT SOMETIMES.

[righthand-rahadin]

Tell me, if I were to tell you about the story of a self-satisfied little fool, puffed up with self-importance; as if clever words and empty charm could ever make him anything more than a footnote in a history that will forget him, would you assume it to be about @monsters-fear-me or @therealbladedancer?

How about a hint?

They collect meaningless trinkets, they fill the air with the sound of their own voices—so certain that their existence means something. That they matter. No matter they have just a legacy built on brittle bones and stolen time.

Did the pieces fall into place now? No? Understandable, as this patheticness seems prevalent in both. Birds of a feather, truly.

Perhaps the answer is clearer now, perhaps not. I am not here to ease your confusion. I only seek to remind you of this: some people—no matter how much they believe otherwise—are simply not destined for greatness. And these two... these two are perfect examples.

The story of a self-satisfied fool is one that repeats itself endlessly. And in their delusion, they may never notice how irrelevant they’ve become.

[therealbladedancer]

We're relevant enough to show up in all your rants. Kinda contradicts all you say, doesn't it?

[righthand-rahadin]

A geologist and a ghost walk into a room—no, not the start of a joke, just the sad reality we live in. One clings to rocks as if understanding sediment will make him formidable, the other clings to life as if sheer audacity can undo centuries of failure. A scholar of dirt and a leech in denial. Fitting, isn’t it?

Yes, @monsters-fear-me and @therealbladedancer, this is about you.

One polishes steel and calls himself a warrior; the other polishes his delusions and calls himself clever. Both seem convinced they are remarkable. I find it remarkable that they wake up each day and manage to endure their own company.

A Mage of Mediocrity, a Duel-Wielding Dunce, or, as he is known in our halls, Fatalis’ Favorite Clown. And... the Little Leech, Lord of Nothing.

Lo and behold, even the most pitiful creatures find solace in each other, don't they? How quaint.

[monsters-fear-me]

It's a fortune his opinion's all I need to keep up what you consider to be but an illusion. Get over yourself, your judgements of us make you look like an idiot, not the clever fiend you think you are.

[therealbladedancer]

Consider it out of context, but looking at the tags, if we were to actually get a room, d'you think he'd finally shut up??