Henry Brishald

Got zombified due to weirdass candy 0/10 do not recommend

I didnt even like the flavor but omg this is so much worse like HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME WHEN IM DEAD

dukeofdoves

Please explain why you thought doing this was a good idea in the first place? Why did you even eat a candy like that??

I thought it would be tasty 🥺

I'm hideous now. Hideous and unloveable 😭

ghostwritergabriel

Even in your undeath I'm sure you look as radiant as ever, so worry not, for when you meet our next incarnation he'll be as captivated as we were.

You haven't seen me yet Gabriel you'll talk differently once you see the state I'm in

Remember the 'in sickness and in health'? Goes both ways that sentence, no matter what it looks like. We'll still love you.

some-pers0n

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out of your way to harass or bully anyone

@thewhiteraven777 literally us

Like that

dailycatsblog

Me at @craftsnjewels + @therealbladedancer

Vallaki's where we're at if u need hugs me thinks. Best get there asap, ha.

I am afraid

#way to have me worry you dingus

???? Why?? You can't say that and just leave it there. What's up?

I want a puggle wuggle myself where can I get one

Ha, very cute. Let's get 2 so it doesn't get lonely

wingedgalaxysaviour

Do all vampires despise and react to garlic?? Asking for a friend

Late af reaction, but the whole garlic thing's a bit of a joke. Doesn't do anything, merely smells horrible.

Ah, yes, the age-old myth that a clove of garlic can undo centuries of power. If that were true, Barovia would reek like an over-seasoned peasant stew, and yet—here I stand, unbothered, unburned, and utterly unimpressed.

But by all means, keep your kitchens stocked. Perhaps the real horror is your breath after eating it.

Your beloved pet would know. He reeks of it, all the time. Along with something similar to vinegar. Disgusting.

Rahadin is no pet. He is a blade honed on centuries of loyalty, sorrow, and silence—a symphony of screams, if you will. The scent you so feebly describe is the memory of death clinging to a man who has walked through oceans of it on my behalf. You call it vinegar. I call it history.

Yet the second he disobeys, his head flies. Come now, count. We all know your trust in him is as fickle as your trust in your newest asset. The only reason you pretend otherwise is to fool those around you.

Your tongue flutters like a moth to flame, Merlin—drawn to power you cannot comprehend, yet desperate to dim it. You mistake devotion for delusion because you’ve never inspired either. 😘

Rahadin obeys not from fear, but from reverence—a concept as foreign to you as intimacy without manipulation.

I mean, intimacy with manipulation sounds kinda toxic. It's probably why Tatyana doesn't like you, truth be told. Have you considered that? 💀💀💀

I had not, for the following reason. You mistake obsession for intimacy, and love for ownership.

You say Tatyana 'doesn't like me' as though affection were the axis on which eternity turns. She is mine not because she loved me—but because fate decreed it, and fate is not so easily swayed by feelings.

Still, your candor is refreshing.

You wield your venom like a dagger, hoping to cut deep. But I wonder... why do you try so hard to wound me, Merlin? Is it fear? Jealousy? Or something softer you refuse to name?

A word of advice, darling: be careful what you name ‘toxic’—sometimes it’s just the flavor of power. And you do love the taste, don’t you?

I mean atleast you admit you're obsessed?? Took a long time for you to get there but you did so congratulations!

As for the whole 'hurt' thingy, I'm really just bored. Or rather, Rahadin's getting boring. Y'know how it works, old toys and whatever. Should probably block him but his anger's kinda funny.

Figured I'd see where this would go instead. Guess we'll see.

#I'm worried about your safety Merlin seriously

Ruby you're making a mistake. I know Rahadin's an outdated joke, but trying to get your comedyfix here instead really isn't the way to go.

Turn your head and walk away before he starts getting ideas. Please.

fanta30

pa2girlboss

Freckles

To imagine I once had these 😩

You can always paint them. Relive the memory through the art you make. That would be nice :D

Stoic wunk. Locked in, wunked in. Hippostoicamus.

#boop their snoot #wunkus

Majestic animals, if not a tad goofy. I love them ❤️✨️

angiemelon

bees-official

Die

@righthand-rahadin click it I dare u

I have orchestrated massacres with more effort than whatever this was. Explain yourself.

"Rickroll:

To trick someone into watching a Rick Astley video, commonly used on gaming forums when asked for proof of a game/movie trailer or any other type of video evidence."

My apologies, I forgot just how sheltered you are being forever stuck in a land without sunlight. Hope this helps ❤️

I have researched this "Rickroll."

A tactic of deception. Low-effort, high-impact. Built on trust, then weaponized through dissonance. Primitive… but effective.

Its roots lie in late 20th-century Earth culture— a warless people entertaining themselves with false promises, followed by the sudden image of an unfamiliar bard.

This is not mere jest. It is psychological sabotage. A breach of expectation meant to disorient and humiliate. And you used it on me.

You’ve studied well, little leech. But do remember: I collect screams, not memes.

Mans is comparing a rickroll to a warcrime. Like my gOD he's fragile.

And I thought I was withering. Y'sure you're okay man??

#damn dude

@righthand-rahadin y'know the partypeople referred to you as my ex 2 hours ago.

I've not ever felt as disgusted as I did when they said that. Like how did they even reach that conclusion??

Not that it matters considering I hate you to the Nine and back, but still. Figured you oughta know because it means we both have to step up our hate game.

therealbladedancer

They fucking what

Like WHAT

HIM of all people??? The one whose forehead you can play hopscotch on??

I think it's about time you showed them what your man actually looks like. God forbid they choose Strahd as your ex next 🤢

Bit too late for that hon, they guessed him next :))))

Your disgust is noted. As is your lack of comprehension.

I require neither clarification nor denial. I remember every scream you’ve ever made in my presence. That is intimacy enough.

Let them guess. Let them laugh. Your end will not be defined by rumors—only by silence.

therealbladedancer

That sounds... SO off out of context 🤢

I'm disturbed as much as you. No worries though, sure I might've been screaming in annoyance, but the other type of screams're still meant only for your ears 😘

#Lovingtheforwardnessthofr

👁👄👁 yeah I can't argue against that, damn what a statement

@righthand-rahadin y'know the partypeople referred to you as my ex 2 hours ago.

I've not ever felt as disgusted as I did when they said that. Like how did they even reach that conclusion??

Not that it matters considering I hate you to the Nine and back, but still. Figured you oughta know because it means we both have to step up our hate game.

therealbladedancer

They fucking what

Like WHAT

HIM of all people??? The one whose forehead you can play hopscotch on??

I think it's about time you showed them what your man actually looks like. God forbid they choose Strahd as your ex next 🤢

Bit too late for that hon, they guessed him next :))))

#They're making me die faster Merlin pls

Please tell them otherwise before they make anymore absurd guesses. You've portraits and sketches, let them see those before they say anything else 💀

targetedknowledge

👁👄👁 @craftsnjewels @therealbladedancer y'all know what's up

Can already see you in the silver one 🤩

depsidase

Success to me is watching people thrive and be happy under my care. I want to aid people, want to watch them grow and succeed. That's the best outcome I could ask for.

Shared joys are the best joys. Hence I share mine whenever someone else doesn't have enough.

#My little sunflower #new nickname perhaps?

You really are the sun personified. Sharing your light, warming their hearts, you do it all, and without complaint too. I really can't ask for better company.

sayakiyohara

#that's gon be ME #in a few weeks #or months probs

Gotta love that carefree mindset

definitely-not-several-bugs

Rate the fit 💖

@monsters-fear-me I found your spitting image.

Look at him. I bet he'd be ever so graceful in his pathetic little performance, just like you. Tell me, Little Leech, do you pirouette like that when you run? Or just when you beg for scraps?

I know it's an insult but that pink is a fabulous colour. Can't pull it off though, my skin's too pale to do pastels justice 😩 10/10 look still, def pirouetting to the store to give it a try myself even if it makes me look like a fat lobster.

Amazing. A rare moment of self-awareness. Even the Little Leech knows when something is beyond his reach.

Though, truly, the tragedy is not the color—it’s the thought of you pirouetting. Spare us all the spectacle, for the love of the Count.

Don't spare me from it. Matter of fact, I'll pirouette right along with you if you let me 😉

usedtobekrampus

I've been seeing these everywhere and I've been convinced. Start up the server hun, I'm getting myself 23 of them.